An Open Letter To My Swimming Sister
There Is No "Some Day"

Mockingbirds!!!!

Mimus_polyglottos1As someone who named their daughter Harper, I will never be able to write a book with the word "Mockingbird" in the title. I'm thinking of titles like:

To Kill A Mockingbird at 3am With An Axe Without Waking Your Neighbors

Silencing the Mockingbird With Poison Darts

Mockingbirds: Loud Mouth Bastards In Your Backyard All Night

Will I Ever Sleep Again? A Tail of Mockingbird Revenge

 

Can't wait for our own happy mockingbird to FIND A GIRLFRIEND.

 

 

 

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