Safety Graphic Fun

More Shower Safety

True story: I was taking a shower on Maui (where I grew up) and a huge centipede came out of the shower drain. I wish there had been a safety graphic to warn me. I feel for this guy and the big creepy insect coming down on his head. 

 

Thanks Gene A!
 
 

Tattoo Safety

A friend of mine found this online, but didn't send any credit info. This is a commitment to safety graphics that I'll admit, I just don't have (yet). 

 

Thanks K1!
 

Unexpected Star Wars Safety

We've seen the Big Black Hand of Safety before, but now they are Storm Troopers! 

IT'S A TRAP!

 

Thanks again Phil A!
 

Safety Caption Contest #2 - Keep Voting!

You've seen the safety graphic and over 200 of you have already voted. What about the rest of you?

 

Click here to go to the survey page and start voting.

The Ten finalists are:

• Do not attempt to flee. Your dissolution is inevitable.
• Caution: Keep your body inside while teleportation device is in use. Disembowelment may occur!
• Subway operators are forbidden from participating in "No Pants Thursday."
• Spleen! X marks the spot.
• "Agree or disagree?... X GETS A SQUARE!!"
• "No glitter pants on the L Train"
• These wine glasses are not designed to support the load of trains or other heavy objects.
• No Shoes No Pants No Service
• People with invisible legs can not operate the Zamboni
• No singing of the lyrics, "I'm not half the man I used to be"

The voting will be open for a few more days, then I'll announce a winner!

Stay safe!

Gas Discharge Safety

Imagine how productivity would plummet if this were true of most offices after lunch on Taco Tuesday.

 

Thanks Phil A!
 

Anger Safety

Road signs have gotten very psychologial these days. Does the next one say "Tell me how you feel about being a trucker..."

 

Thanks Jesse G!
 

Shipping Movement Safety

Oh, so it's FedEx that causes undertows, and all this time I thought it was tides and currents. And who is the guy signaling to?

 

Thanks Rebecca G!
 

Hand Safety

When I see this I want to say "It's a trap!"

 

Thanks Jonathan R!
 

Freedom Safety

The translation is "Freedom Park." And then what's the other phrase I'm looking for? Oh yeah: "ur doing it wrong."

  

Thanks Bruno R!
 

Twitter Safety

I thought social media was the solution to all our problems. 

I was planning on attacking the next fire I saw with Twitter. Oh well.

  

Fire Hanger Safety

What if I want to hang my fireproof jacket here, would that be okay?

 

Thanks Jesse G!
 

Safety Caption Contest #2 - Time To Vote!

You've seen the safety graphic:

 

And over 70 of you sent in captions via this site and the Facebook Fan Page. We even had one "Explainer" come in to spoil the fun. 

Now it is time to vote for the winner of the Caption Contest!  

Click here to go to the survey page and start voting.

The Ten finalists are:

• Do not attempt to flee. Your dissolution is inevitable.
• Caution: Keep your body inside while teleportation device is in use. Disembowelment may occur!
• Subway operators are forbidden from participating in "No Pants Thursday."
• Spleen! X marks the spot.
• "Agree or disagree?... X GETS A SQUARE!!"
• "No glitter pants on the L Train"
• These wine glasses are not designed to support the load of trains or other heavy objects.
• No Shoes No Pants No Service
• People with invisible legs can not operate the Zamboni
• No singing of the lyrics, "I'm not half the man I used to be"

The voting will be open for about a week. Then I'll announce a winner!

Thanks to everyone who sent captions.

Stay safe!

Falling Rock Safety

Could you give us an example of what a falling rock might look like? 

Oh.

 

Thanks to Mike McB who found this photo by Ian Kelman and sent it in via the SGF Facebook Fan Page!
 

Drunken Safety

At least they are not driving. 

Plus I'm impressed that someone can crawl and carry a full bottle at the same time.

 

Thanks Rebecca G!
 

Drowsy Safety

Well which is it - drowsy or fatigued?

Thanks Margo O!