Safety Graphic Fun

Balls of Fire Safety

So this is what Jerry Lee Lewis was singing about. I'd run too.

 

Thanks Jennifer R and her 10 year old daughter for sending this in!
 

Diaper Safety

How do I adopt this baby? He's self-cleaning, self-securing, self-diapering -- awesome! Okay, he falls from time to time. Small price to pay...

 

Thanks Casey B!

 
 
 

More Step Safety

Especially when you are visiting The Institute of Silly Walks.

 

Thanks Oleg K!
 

Polar Bear Safety

The 600 pounders will kill and eat you. 

But the 550 pounders? They are sweet as kittens.

 

Thanks Carly S!
 

More Pigeon Safety

Marilyn G H said it best on the SGF Facebook Fan Page: "I like how the violently dismembered finger is so delicately and proudly gripped by the pigeon."

 

Thanks to Mike McB who found this image at: Tim The Thief. Mike then sent it in via the SGF Facebook Fan page.
 

More Swimming Safety

Heather points out they forgot to add "...with mittens." It makes a big difference.

 

Thanks Heather GB!
 

Headache Safety

I can totally relate the guy in the middle. Reading Welsh does make your brain hurt!

 

Thanks Donna B!
 

Movement Safety

I don't think I could do either of these things with someone standing that close to me.

 

Thanks Tim K!
 

We Have A Winner in the Safety Graphic Caption Contest #2!

Mike came up with it and all you voters LOVED it:

"Agree or disagree?...X GETS A SQUARE!!"

Mike's entry received 183 of the 373 votes sent in, just about 50%! Well done Mike. For his amazing efforts Mike will receive his very own SGF coffee mug.

I would also like to give an Honorable Mention Jen who sent in the caption:

"Spleen! X marks the spot."

While it did not get nearly the votes that Mike's did, it made me laugh the hardest. Thanks for that, Jen!

Thanks to everyone who sent in captions and to all of you who voted.

Stay safe!

Platform Boogie Safety

Now is time on Sprockets when we dance! 

 

Thanks Blog Retek!
 

More Bacon Safety

Obviously the kid is reaching for the bacon, not the hot iron. How do I know? Look at his hair, its perfect.

 

Thanks Lisa L!
 

More Shower Safety

True story: I was taking a shower on Maui (where I grew up) and a huge centipede came out of the shower drain. I wish there had been a safety graphic to warn me. I feel for this guy and the big creepy insect coming down on his head. 

 

Thanks Gene A!
 
 

Tattoo Safety

A friend of mine found this online, but didn't send any credit info. This is a commitment to safety graphics that I'll admit, I just don't have (yet). 

 

Thanks K1!
 

Unexpected Star Wars Safety

We've seen the Big Black Hand of Safety before, but now they are Storm Troopers! 

IT'S A TRAP!

 

Thanks again Phil A!
 

Safety Caption Contest #2 - Keep Voting!

You've seen the safety graphic and over 200 of you have already voted. What about the rest of you?

 

Click here to go to the survey page and start voting.

The Ten finalists are:

• Do not attempt to flee. Your dissolution is inevitable.
• Caution: Keep your body inside while teleportation device is in use. Disembowelment may occur!
• Subway operators are forbidden from participating in "No Pants Thursday."
• Spleen! X marks the spot.
• "Agree or disagree?... X GETS A SQUARE!!"
• "No glitter pants on the L Train"
• These wine glasses are not designed to support the load of trains or other heavy objects.
• No Shoes No Pants No Service
• People with invisible legs can not operate the Zamboni
• No singing of the lyrics, "I'm not half the man I used to be"

The voting will be open for a few more days, then I'll announce a winner!

Stay safe!