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No stepping on the shooting arrow during a lighting storm.
Posted by: Andrea | 09/28/2009 at 07:01 AM
Caution! Lava-propelled golf balls may cause impalement and electrocution.
Posted by: Veezloo | 09/28/2009 at 07:05 AM
Warning, severe electrical shocks from overhead will cause expulsion of your testicles.
Posted by: JK | 09/28/2009 at 07:25 AM
Beware of too many symbols!
Posted by: J King | 09/28/2009 at 07:29 AM
Do Not Enter... or God's Lightning will Rip Your Balls Off.
Posted by: memzilla | 09/28/2009 at 07:39 AM
Beware of kicking balls into the lightening storm while being tripped by a wall!
Posted by: kristen Torres | 09/28/2009 at 07:40 AM
Beware cherry kicking zombies may cause lightning strikes.
Posted by: R Clarkin | 09/28/2009 at 07:43 AM
If you happen to see Harry Potter's scar on the wall, kick 2 meatballs to make it go away.
Posted by: Lomli | 09/28/2009 at 07:47 AM
Worship the lightning, OR ELSE!
Posted by: Nika | 09/28/2009 at 07:49 AM
"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel FINE!!!"
Posted by: Rich H. | 09/28/2009 at 08:00 AM
Caution: Swearing due to self-injury in this area will cause lightning to strike.
Posted by: Scott | 09/28/2009 at 08:02 AM
caution: do not use treadmill in lightning storms
Posted by: mrienzo | 09/28/2009 at 08:05 AM
Stairway to heaven begins here.
Posted by: Cheryl | 09/28/2009 at 08:11 AM
Put your arms in the air and lift your leg - wait two beats - then SLAM the your foot down... now you are doing the latest dance craze!
Posted by: Jeff V | 09/28/2009 at 08:36 AM
Caution: Acting like Frankenstein in front of your adopted Chinese twins may result in them playing football for the San Diego Chargers
Posted by: Ron Bottitta | 09/28/2009 at 09:01 AM
If lightning strikes your balls, you will lose your hands and feet.
Posted by: dave | 09/28/2009 at 09:01 AM
If you are handless and footless, you could be in danger of unwittingly following the sewage pipes to the gutter of double pinball launching, whereupon God will strike you down for your idiocy.
Posted by: reliable2 | 09/28/2009 at 09:19 AM
Do not Kung-foo the happy fun balls near IN-N-OUT Burger.
Posted by: Tim Martin | 09/28/2009 at 09:19 AM
Do not use the bent pole-dancing pole to swing yourself over the rail as the golf balls from Hell or the lightning from Heaven may strike at any time.
Posted by: T.J. | 09/28/2009 at 09:22 AM
Only climb up the lightening.
Posted by: M Kenyon | 09/28/2009 at 09:27 AM
Instructions on how to do the Thriller dance (with lightning special effects!)
Posted by: John Kroha | 09/28/2009 at 09:28 AM
When attempting to climb the lightening, beware of the shooting balls.
Posted by: M Kenyon | 09/28/2009 at 09:29 AM
When stepping off lightening, use levitating balls properly.
Posted by: M Kenyon | 09/28/2009 at 09:39 AM
"Balancing hacky sacks while pole dancing only permitted during electrical storms."
Posted by: Ang | 09/28/2009 at 09:39 AM
Do not use bent stripper pole when God and Satan are in a heated ping-pong match.
Posted by: Casey B & Tim B | 09/28/2009 at 09:41 AM