Happy New Year! (Hey, it's still January!) Let's start the New Year off with a Caption Contest. You know the rules, but I'll remind you again:
Take a good long look at the safety graphic below. (The beauty of this safety graphic is that the translation doesn't even help.)
Come up with your best caption for that nuttiness.
Sent your caption in via the comments.
I'll collect the best of the lot and then we'll vote!
Comments will be collected for the next ten days or so.
Winner will receive a Safety Graphic Mug or mousepad or totebag.