You've seen the safety graphic:
And over 70 of you sent in captions via this site and the Facebook Fan Page. We even had one "Explainer" come in to spoil the fun.
Now it is time to vote for the winner of the Caption Contest!
Click here to go to the survey page and start voting.
The Ten finalists are:
- Do not attempt to flee. Your dissolution is inevitable.
- Caution: Keep your body inside while teleportation device is in use. Disembowelment may occur!
- Subway operators are forbidden from participating in "No Pants Thursday."
- Spleen! X marks the spot.
- "Agree or disagree?... X GETS A SQUARE!!"
- "No glitter pants on the L Train"
- These wine glasses are not designed to support the load of trains or other heavy objects.
- No Shoes No Pants No Service
- People with invisible legs can not operate the Zamboni
- No singing of the lyrics, "I'm not half the man I used to be"
The voting will be open for about a week. Then I'll announce a winner!
Thanks to everyone who sent captions.
Stay safe!

