You've seen the safety graphic and over 200 of you have already voted. What about the rest of you?
The Ten finalists are:
- Do not attempt to flee. Your dissolution is inevitable.
- Caution: Keep your body inside while teleportation device is in use. Disembowelment may occur!
- Subway operators are forbidden from participating in "No Pants Thursday."
- Spleen! X marks the spot.
- "Agree or disagree?... X GETS A SQUARE!!"
- "No glitter pants on the L Train"
- These wine glasses are not designed to support the load of trains or other heavy objects.
- No Shoes No Pants No Service
- People with invisible legs can not operate the Zamboni
- No singing of the lyrics, "I'm not half the man I used to be"
The voting will be open for a few more days, then I'll announce a winner!