Safety Graphic Fun

Three Wishes Safety

Maria M says: "Don't let that genie out of the bottle!" Excellent advice as he seems to come with the flames of hell!

Thanks Maria!

Burning Safety

But what if I'm Madonna and I'm burning up for your love?

Thanks again Ron B!

Twitter Safety

As if anyone is going to pay attention to this one. (Well, based on what I know about myself and my friends on twitter...)

Thanks to JB (aka "Ed.") for pointing me to this on twitter, posted by @nycbergs

Match Safety

And here all this time I thought fire killed everyone. Who knew? I'm going to play with matches all the time now!

Thanks Lucy O'B!

Opera Safety

It ain't over till the fat lady sings AND catches on fire.

Thanks to Darrel and Claire's Safety Adventures!

Robot Fire Safety

Quit dragging your feet foot and RUN!

Thanks FroggyMama aka Kelly B!

Anti-Safety Safety

This looks like an anti-safety graphic. Especially when a guy is RUNNING for the bar. 

Thanks Cheryl S!

Hydra Safety

Here are some storyboards from the last scene of the upcoming movie version of the Myth of the Seven-Headed Hydra. 

Hercules, in action movie fashion, forces the Hydra to swallow a bomb, it then explodes. Comedy ensues, showering our hero with bloody hyrda bits. Hercules laughs, then realizes he's inhaled the Hydra's essence and will now morph into one of the dreaded beasts, thus setting up the sequel for release in 2013.

I'll send you a 10% finders fee once I sell the pitch, Ravit! Thanks!
 

Hot Parts Safety

The Smorgasbord of Safety! You know it's impossible to resist touching the Hot Parts. And I want to be at the club where that awesome looking DJ is playing.

Thanks dearest Ravit!

Fire Safety

If ever there was a perfect place to toss matches...this is it. Or maybe the trees are to scale with the match?

Thanks Brandon J!

Flammable Safety

Good thing they have a sign here. Much safer now. What could go wrong?

 
Mahalo Pinkie!

Bonfire Safety

My, that IS a large bonfire. 

And either that guy in the middle tried to sit too close or he had really spicy chili for lunch.

Also, isn't this a scene from any number of Burning Man events?

Thanks Jim and Nancy R! 

Genie Safety

That is one pissed off Genie. I guess I would be too if I had to live in a gas can.

Thanks Bethany M!

More Fire Safety

Yes, don't use the elevator, but why not USE YOUR EYES! There's a huge fireball right in front of you!

Thanks again Froggymama2000!

Tripping Safety

Fighting fires while tripping on acid - not a good idea.

Or did he huff the entire contents of his extinguisher?

Thanks again Paddy!

Smoking Safety

 What's the word I'm looking for here...oh yeah! DUH!

(Stupid people are stupid.)

 

Thanks Jesse from Iowa!
 

Easy-To-Understand Safety

So wait. "Life" is hazardous to your health?

Thanks "Small Rodent" Cynthia!

Amateur Safety

I love the thought process behind this: 

"Hmmm, let's see. The warning is about food, so let's get a chef's hat in here. And a lightening bolt, yes, that shows fire! Wait, not really. Oh well, it's dramatic. Done!"

 

Thanks Don M!
 

Balls of Fire Safety

So this is what Jerry Lee Lewis was singing about. I'd run too.

 

Thanks Jennifer R and her 10 year old daughter for sending this in!
 

Twitter Safety

I thought social media was the solution to all our problems. 

I was planning on attacking the next fire I saw with Twitter. Oh well.