Safety Graphic Fun

Building Safety

I appreciate that they got the "X" in just the right spot...

Thanks John C!

Leisure Safety

Do not act chill in your leisure wear. Playtime is serious time.

Thanks Mike S!

Toddler Safety

What kind of gangsta 3 year olds have been coming to this carnival with their cigarettes and knives??

Thanks Mike G!

 

Superhero Safety

This looks like one of those 70's superheroes from Japan--dual personalities that must work together to fight unsafe work places!

(My personal favorite from that era was Kikaida. I can sing you the theme song if you like...)

Thanks Mike G!

Here's an image of Kikaida...just cuz I have to show him!

Vocabulary Safety

I love starting the new year off by learning a new term: Toothpasteslubber! Now I know what to call it when cleaning the bathroom sink. "Who left all this #@%! toothpasteslubber in here???"

Thanks Mike G from Afghanistan!

Segregated Safety

Danger does not discriminate.

Thanks Julie Y!

Toilet Location Safety

In the history of the world, are toilets so new that it's still hard to know exactly where to pee?

Thanks Carissa D!

Thanks Steve P!

 

Stand Safety

You know that only makes me want to stand here longer, don't you?

Thanks Tom L!

Accidental Safety

Accidental porn is the worst.

Thanks Jacquie B!

Italian Stallion Safety

Is that someone sitting on the edge of a fountain or a very impolite horse? Hard to know with those Italians.

Grazie Jesse G!

Manners Safety

I couldn't agree more. Especially the hygiene part.

Thanks Jonathan R!

Toilet Safety

Time for a collection of toilet safety from around the world.

Okay, I get the top two "no" images, but geez, if you have to hurl, a toilet seems a good place for that. Or wait -- is that guy yodeling?

Thanks Alan Y!

This is good advice actually. I know I can't go when someone is standing right in front of me, waiting for their turn.

Thanks Robb R!

Wow, this guy needs to drink more water -- his uber acidic pee blasted right through the red circle! Hydrate, man! Hydrate!

Thanks Rachel A!

First there was Bikram Yoga, and I've recently heard about Laughter Yoga but Toilet Yoga? I just don't think it's going to catch on...

Thanks Daniel C!

 

River Safety

First of all, "The River Danger" sounds like an awesome vacation site. Second, I've never seen a wheerpool before! (Bonus - awesome skull!)

Thanks Ronnie F!

Abduction Safety

It's usually easier to abduct children by taking them OUT of the baby carriage. (Not condoning, just sayin...)

Thanks Daniel F!

 

Robot Safety

From our future robot overlord bible:

"The mechanized hand of god annoints thee..."

Danke Sven W!

Children's Safety

The SGF translators inform me this sign says: "Watch for napping vagabond children!"

(You can tell they are vagabond by the one shoe and ill fitting sock.)

Thanks Shannon LO!

 

Burger Safety

I can't tell if this is a warning or an awesome advertisement. It's making me hungry, so I guess advertisement.

 Thanks Jack G!

Feet Safety

A) "Forbidden" is a pretty strong word on its own.

B) As a kid in the 70's I had a Hang Ten bikini with those feet on the butt.

Thanks Timo!

Stooge Safety

"Stainy"...hmmm...wasn't he one of the Three Stooges?

Big thanks to Michael G!

Race Safety

But the turtle still wins, right?