Safety Graphic Fun

French Electricity Safety

Kevin saw this on a recent business trip to Paris. I don't speak french so he tells me it says: 

"Try to get inside this machine and God will Strike You Down!"

Who would have guessed that the French had god on their side.

Merci Kevin!

Shock and Burn Safety

Another safety multiple choice: shock, burn or kill? Which will it be?

And I think if you don't want people climbing your towers, you should probably build them a bit bigger. Just saying.

Thanks Shana!

Snake Safety

Carrie saw this on a recent walk. 

How is the snake going to know you respecting them if you are far away?

And I love the Disney-fied version of the snake image on this sign...

Thanks Carrie!

Paternoster Safety

Tim saw the dreaded paternoster in Sweden with this sign, which is a nice variation on the one posted earlier on this site. 

I just don't know how you take trash out in Sweden.

Thanks for risking all the klams, Tim!

Frog Safety

Angelina saw this in Japan.  

So the Poo Monsters aren't bad enough but you have to watch out for frogs coming at you from upstairs too?

I'm flummoxed.

Thanks Angelina!

Weapons Safety

Sarah sent this in and I'm curious about the box it came from. The warning seems pretty specific about what does not go into the bin: "firearms, other weapons, combustible materials or MEDICATION." (Emphasis mine.) 

I didn't realize that people normally stored weapons and medicine together. I better rearrange my pharma-weapons depot.

It reminded me of the warning posted on our local movie theater door, which makes me wonder, is there a Gun Check Desk somewhere in the theater? 

Thanks Sarah!

Hot Babe Safety

I can hear the guy singing in his head, "If driving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

Thanks Roo!

Hydraulic Safety

I love a low rider cement truck with that hydraulic bounce to it.

More cowbell!

Knives Safety

Um. YOUCH!

Chips Safety

Well which is it? Stay away or Wear Eye Protection??

Plus you think the guy in the direct line of fire (Dude can you see the arrow?!) would move.

Delayed Safety

I missed a posting today! Wow it's been a long week. Here is your make up safety graphic once again from Failblog!

Giant Poo Safety?

In Japan, there are giants, made of poo, who spit at you if you get too close. 

But seriously, what would you say?  Peewee was stumped too and simply came up with "Spitrock." That's just as good as any!

That is fantastic Peewee, thank you!

Climbing Safety

Shana saw this sign and said, "Not sure what he's doing..."

My thought is "He's not getting over that fence in clown shoes, that's for sure!"

Thanks Shana!

Sun Ray Safety

That sun looks like a real bastard, just poking your eye all the way into your brain!

FailBlog Safety Extra

Just not what you are expecting at the beach! WATER!

And can you see the dialog balloon above that person's head? It would say: CANNONBALL!

Have I mentioned how much I love Failblog? 

Jolt Safety

Shana saw this at a Starbucks.

I know coffee is supposed to give you a jolt, but this seems a bit extreme. This must be the Venti Cinque!

Thanks Shana!

Monkey Choking Safety

Patrick found this in Singapore and I want to know when monkey started eating ears of corn.

Thanks Patrick!

Foot Safety

Shannon saw this sign and sent it in. 

It's good advice for most women to avoid back and bunion problems.

Thanks Shannon!

Gate Safety

One of the images I get sent most often is the gate safety warning about the gate that clearly moves at unsafe speeds to begin with. Are people out there racing the closing gates like they do to beat trains at a crossing? 

Thanks to Fraulein M, Josh and Shana!

Water Tank Angel Safety

This tank seems to store angels, complete with halos. And when the tank ruptures, the angel ascends. Guess that counts as a sliver lining.