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Adam G

The Front Car does not have a transporter beam!

Double J

Caution: Keep your body inside while teleportation device is in use. Disembowelment may occur!

(I posted on the first one but I really hated the way I worded it...So, redo!)

Peter van Westen

These wine glasses are not designed to support the load of trains or other heavy objects.


No Shoes
No Pants
No Service

Ronn! Blankenship

No beaming into the shuttlecraft.


Do not leave your pants outside the train!


Danger! No Bionic Men in cockpit. Please report all Steve Austin/Lee Majors sightings to the conductor.


New Technology! All our speed trains are now ghost-proof. Leave your hauntings behind and travel in luxury!


WARNING! X-Rays may hinder ability to procreate. Use caution: Cut out magic pants.


People with invisible legs can not operate the Zamboni


No invisible pants!


Transporter use may result in legs facing in opposite direction.

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