More In-Flight Safety

Here are some important flight safety tips not often revealed on airplanes. 

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Thanks Alonso! (He found this here.)
 

Comments

[Michael M]

i think i can figure some of these out

1. no fuming socks or scraping the ground with your stilettos.
2. don't open your umbrella, but feel free to curse about it.
3. do not run and puke into nearest toilet
4. no plane flying
5. babies must be kept under the seat(?)
6. no applauses for good jobs, but feel free to use your remote control car (?)
7. don't put your pets in your carry on luggage, and if things get boring, crowd surfing is okay