Safety Graphic Fun

Spoiled Safety

The more you spoil the beef, the more entitled it begins to feel. Danger danger danger.

Thanks Todd B!

More Croc Safety

I like this graphic because it shows you how crocodiles play with their food by flinging bodies into the air.

Thanks Marnie C!

Evacuation Safety

...and when faced with certain doom and all hope is lost, do the YMCA.

Thanks Allibean!

Treadmill Safety

Gives a whole new meaning to the word "breakdance."

Thanks Eileen P!

Trash Safety

The sequel to Flashdance was never made. But Renato found some storyboards for it and sent it in: "Trashdance!" 

I bet all you smart people could come up with some great tag lines...

Maybe they'll make in 3d...Thanks Renato C! 

Dripping Safety

Is the bathing suit half full or half empty?

Love the detailed artistic nature of this one! Thanks Cherie!

Obesity Safety

Treadmill manufacturers should reconsider this graphic. I hear childhood obesity is getting out of hand.

Thanks Eileen P!

Prosecution Safety

The river doesn't look inviting enough to risk prosecution.

Thanks Olie P!

Gap Safety

I prefer to "mind" the gap. 

Wait, with that capital G, do they actually mean the store??

Thanks Allibean!

Martini Safety

Well duh. Driving an ATV with a martini glass is only going to end in heartbreak. When you spill your perfectly mixed martini all over your Doc Martins.

 

Thanks Penelope C!

Clean Safety

Maybe there should be a safety graphic for keeping your safety graphics clean. That way you can know the difference between a muscle massager and a limb remover.

 

Clear Safety

Oh I see. Your hand should be clear to avoid being smashed. If your hand is opaque, you will be in a world of hurt. Got it.

 
 

Fan Safety

Wait a minute - fans ROTATE? Now you tell me.

 

Respect Safety

Are there so many immigrants coming from such 4th world countries that they don't know about escalators and need detailed instructions? 

Personally, I like the guy with the shopping cart for a hat.

Thanks Richard D!

Webbed Safety

With webbed hands, I'd think drowning would be near impossible. No need for laser eyes.

Thanks Jim A!

Lazy Safety

Just standing on an escalator is not lazy enough for the guy up top there. He's got to take it all the way. Sheesh.

Thanks Casey!

Bite Peck Safety

The mystery of that crazy loud cawing sound is solved. Peacocks are yelling ATTACK! Check that one off my list.

Thanks John J!

Harry Potter Safety

That's about to be one leaky cauldron!

Thanks Jim A!

Trail Safety

This could get tricky.

Thanks to Francis C who found this at the Volcano, Hawaii website.

Frost Heaves Safety

Let us take a break from safety graphic shenanigans and consider my husband's favorite line from a novel, ever. 

"The pavement on the floor of the jungle is all crinkum-crankum-heaved this way and that by frost-heaves and roots." (Kurt Vonngut "Slapstick")

Thank you Bert H for that literary respite!