Safety Graphic Fun

Vague Safety

Just FYI, in case you wanted to know, if it's important to you, that, by the way, there are people on the wharf.

Thanks James R!

Gorilla Safety

I think "hot" is in the eye of the beholder.

Thanks Aaron B!

Float Safety

Apparently they want you to keep off by levitating. I guess if you are in this park, that might work.

Mahalo Bert H!

Thanks also to Richard O. who sent in the same sign in a different spot!

Electrified Safety

Are people crossing on their hands?

Thanks Fräulein M!

Acme Safety

Jay and I both want to know: how do you trip over a hole? 

I guess only Wile E. Coyote knows...and he's not telling.

 Thanks Jay C!

Photography Safety

Let me get this straight. 

So God finally shows up, you fall to your knees in prayer and thanksgiving and I can't take a picture??

Thanks Megan K!

More Loose Safety

Clearly the furniture was made with Olestra. Nobody wants that.

Thanks Aaron B!

Loose Safety

"Tighten up your panties, boy." 

Thanks Izzy F!

Overall Safety

I've heard of fashion police, but this is more like early 60's Birmingham, Alabama fashion police.

 

Thanks Steve V!
 

Summer Fun Safety

You know you are in P town when you start seeing these signs. Fabulous!

Thanks a whole lot, Fräulein M!

Bonfire Safety

My, that IS a large bonfire. 

And either that guy in the middle tried to sit too close or he had really spicy chili for lunch.

Also, isn't this a scene from any number of Burning Man events?

Thanks Jim and Nancy R! 

Watch Your Step Safety

Time for another round of everyone's favorite: Dog Poop Safety Signs!

"Relief Area"? Yes, Fido here looks so "relieved."

Thanks Brian W!

I know what that guy is thinking. He's thinking, "Shit."

Thanks Fukuokian!

I'm not really sure what this sign is doing in this collection. Clearly, the dog is cold and just warming his bum by the campfire.

Thanks Ed L!

This sign is really more about NOT feeding your dog ping pong balls. 

Thanks Kathleen I!

Scottish Terriers are oh so proper, doling out their poop in tidy, raisin like segments. 

Thanks Stephanie L!

EW! EW! EW! EW! YUCK!

Found on engrish.com 

Finally, we can focus on the positive!

 

Thanks again Kathleen I!

  

Foam Safety

When installing appliances, don't forget your giant foam finger.

We're #1! We're #1!

Thanks, as ever, Fräulein M!

Fish Safety

That Jesus fish will cut you.

Thanks Fräulein M!

Magic Safety

This looks like an awesome place to visit! The scuba diver is stoked (he's all, "Hey! What's up, fish?"), cellophane flowers of yellow and green red tower over your head, there are earthquakes epicenters and all the cool Tonka toys to play with. 

Best of all, you can be levitated! I'm packing my bags...

Thank you Brandon J!

Genie Safety

That is one pissed off Genie. I guess I would be too if I had to live in a gas can.

Thanks Bethany M!

More Fire Safety

Yes, don't use the elevator, but why not USE YOUR EYES! There's a huge fireball right in front of you!

Thanks again Froggymama2000!

Sad Alien Safety

Sad little three legged alien girl is lost on earth. Phone home!

Thanks Froggymama2000!

Bird Safety

What is that crazy safety bird? He's wearing a hat and shouting. Maybe if he poops on the kid, that will get his attention.

Also

WHAT IS IN THE BOX??

Thank you Tyler L!

Croc Safety

He seems such a happy croc, just waiting for a little nibble.

Thanks Jackie J!