Safety Graphic Fun

Prison Safety

I appreciate directness of this warning.

Jess D found this on the interwebs somewhere and sent it in. Thanks Jess!

Random Safety

I know how that feels.

Thanks Saul D!

Location Safety

All other locations, no problem.

Thanks Monica H!

Not To Safety

In horror movies you don't normally hear:

EVERYONE GET IN THE WATER RIGHT NOW!

Thanks Jessica W!

Duck Safety

A friend of mine said recently, 'They're angry, ducks are." Now I understand this warning sign is for our protection.

Thanks Elizabeth T!

Rocket Safety

4...

3...

2...

1

Blast off!

Thanks Zach T!

Activities Safety

The top two images are my favorite. Evel Kneval there is doing some serious off roading and the second guy worked really hard to get to the top of the mountain to then toss his Bloomingdales shopping bag. I think he's trying to make a statement. 

Thumbs up to stalactites!

 

Thanks Brandon J!
 

Anti-Safety Safety

This looks like an anti-safety graphic. Especially when a guy is RUNNING for the bar. 

Thanks Cheryl S!

Manicure Safety

Is this where I dry my nails? AAAAAHHHHHH!

Thanks a jillion Ravit!

Chihuahua Safety

I think those high heels might pose a safety hazard for your small pets too.

Thanks Jodi K!

It's Safety Graphic Fun Caption Contest Time!

To all you wonderful contributors, thank you! Sometimes you send me something so off the wall, that It goes into the "future contest folder." And while today's graphic seems pretty straightforward, to me it is too funny not to let you all have a shot at a caption. 

Here is the Safety Graphic in question:

 

Leave your caption in the comments. Then I will pick the top 10 and we'll put it to a vote. Winner will receive a SGF Mug!

Big thanks to Luke B. who found this awesome Safety Graphic!

PS - if you are new here, direct translations and "on the nose" captions won't fly - get creative!
  

Hydra Safety

Here are some storyboards from the last scene of the upcoming movie version of the Myth of the Seven-Headed Hydra. 

Hercules, in action movie fashion, forces the Hydra to swallow a bomb, it then explodes. Comedy ensues, showering our hero with bloody hyrda bits. Hercules laughs, then realizes he's inhaled the Hydra's essence and will now morph into one of the dreaded beasts, thus setting up the sequel for release in 2013.

I'll send you a 10% finders fee once I sell the pitch, Ravit! Thanks!
 

Hot Parts Safety

The Smorgasbord of Safety! You know it's impossible to resist touching the Hot Parts. And I want to be at the club where that awesome looking DJ is playing.

Thanks dearest Ravit!

Medusa Safety

When rescuing Medusa from the pool drain, remember to avert your gaze. She's a vengeful goddess, even if you save her life.

Thanks Jim A!

Crossing Safety

This would get my attention.

Thanks Paul M.

Parade Safety

This outfit, except for the skates, looks a lot like the costume I wore when I twirled batons and was in parades in elementary school. Thank god I didn't know just how dangerous it was!

 

Thanks Rob E!
 

Dancing Safety

Poor guy. Just lovin' life, dancing along to the YMCA and WHAMMO! 

 

Whip Safety

The Safety Graphic Fun Translators have confirmed this says: No Whip Cracking in Lanes.

Excellent Advice.

 

Thanks Juan FRF!
 

Classic Safety

Look Ma! No hands!

Not sure why, but the boots always make me giggle. Thanks Kate C! 

Rhythm Safety

You might dance as though on air, but the rhythm will get you, one way or another...

Thanks Amy M!