Safety Graphic Fun

Halloween Safety Part 2

Now we're talking!

Halloween Safety Part 1

Of course I'm going to examine all treats before eating. Not going to just wolf down some crap candy like Almond Joy!

Sheesh. Remember when Halloween was FUN?

Goat Safety

Pellets?? How do we know it's not SOYLENT GOAT!

So we feed the Soylent Goat pellets to the goats, then we wash our hands with pellets? Confused.

Thanks again, Ravit!

Drowning Safety

"She's a drowning, drowning, drowning-she's a drowning machine!"

Hmmm, maybe not quite what Michael Jackson had in mind...

Thanks Keri C!

Dancing Matt Safety

This looks like an outtake from a Where The Hell Is Matt? video. (BTW, I LOVE that guy!)

 

Thanks again to Darrel and Claire's Safety Graphic Adventures!

Fling Safety

This is considered cheating in the trebuchet contest!

Motorcycle Safety

Poor Japanese Girl. The motorcycle monster scared the pee right out of her.

Thanks Shannon P!

Jedi Safety

Wait, so I have to use the force to use the scoop to get the rice? I haven't been to the Dagobah System yet. Or is this not the rice I'm looking for?

Thanks Ravit!

Laptop Safety

If only it worked like this. Instant karma would be awesome.

Thanks Rick!

Warning Safety

Wouldn't this *technically* be a warning?

Big thanks as ever to AlphaMonkeyMama!

Feminine Hygiene Safety

All I see is a giant (unused) tampon coming out of that elephant's trunk. I'm not even going to ask the SGF translators to work on this one. This is a family website. 

Okay, it's not really a family website.

Big thanks as always to Darrel & Claire's safety graphic adventures!

Rotor Safety

Talk about ringing a guy's bell.

Thanks to Mike McB who found this on Divine Caroline and then posted it on the SGF Facebook fan page!

Fun Safety

Looks like a lot less fun and a lot more safety.

And for "pregnant" you are going with a stork? (Though I will agree that if you have just had brain surgery, going on a carnival ride is probably not a good idea.)

It also seems if you have a broken heart, this ride is not for you either. Better just go drown your sorrows in deep fried butter instead.

Thanks Ravit!

Suitcase Safety

This is how your luggage gets lost. The crazy giant-hand man who lives in the belly of the airplane will scare away your suitcases. Someone should look into this.

Thanks Kevin C!

Dancing Safety

Dancin', dancin' dancin'!! She's a Dancing Machine!

OMG The Jackson 5 were so awesome - check it out!

Big thanks Ravit!

Chilean Miner Safety

What with all the excitement about the rescued miners, we thought we'd share this graphic that the BBC created about how the rescue all works.

UPDATE! Huge props to the creator of this hilarity @themanwhofell aka Greg Stekelman!

(Thanks to Paul G for bringing to us.)

Hotel Safety

This must outside the door of Hotel California.

Thanks Ditto I!

Endangered Animal Safety

Somewhere in darkest India lies the terrifying DENGAR! It looks like a man, but hunts like a tiger. BEWARE!

Thanks Anna D!

Winner!

You may recall that Red Wolf was the winner of our most recent Caption Contest. Her prize was a SGF mug and she sent in this photo confirming receipt of said mug. Sweet!

Bird Safety

Giant black hand man is angry.

Thanks Jesse G!