Safety Graphic Fun

New Year Safety

You shouldn't drink and paint.

Thanks Jay C!

Snow Globe Safety

You gotta admit they are kinda shaped like bombs. 

Thanks Scott A!

Cavity Safety

Whoa whoa whoa!!

Can you read me that first line again? Yeah, I'll be working on my tan from shore, thanks so much.

Thanks Erin P!

Gingerbread Safety

I quote Alpha Monkey: "Turns out, the only things Safety Man really needs to look out for are faulty oven timers and his own deliciousness!"

Truer words were never written. 

Thanks Alpha! Happy Holidays!

Reaching Safety

Yet another unfortunate spot to lose your keys. And your hand. 

I guess there is no fortunate spot to lose your hand.

Thanks Maria M!

Ignoring Safety

Charlotte S. sent this after seeing a tweet by Ali Fedotowsky that said:

"Next time I will read the warning label. Broken toe = no fun. But it's kind of funny if you think about it.lol." (She attached the photo to her tweet.)

Gawd I love the internets!

Thanks Charlotte S!!

Fruitcake Safety

Recycling fruitcake is a good idea. But fruitcake is not ideal in some applications - like jetties. 

Thanks Ryan K!

Multi Caution Safety

Holy crap what is a quokka?? Is it venomous as well? Don't make me go in there!

(Okay, okay I looked it up and quokkas are so cute!) Thanks Sarah B!

 

Irrigation Safety

I'm impressed with the levitating cup trick. How does he do that?

Thanks Ditto!

Fan Recognition Safety (Down Under Edition)

Darrel and Claire took to Safety Graphic Fun like a platypus to water. They have sent in some amazing images that make me laugh out loud the second I open their email! They will go out of their way to take pictures, risking the wrath of security guards to get a shot. For their hunting prowess they received a SGF mug and my heartfelt thanks and gratitude. Here they are, in the wilds of Australia*, Darrel and Claire!

*Okay, not quite the wilds, but the local landfill site and their own house. 

Thanks Darrel and Claire! Keep up your safety graphic fun adventures!

127 Hours Safety

Unfortunate spot to lose your keys.

Hard Place Safety

This is to help you visualize when you are stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Milking Safety

Is this like learning to milk a cow for city folks?

Scratch Safety

A little to the left!...Now down!...More left!...Aaaahhhhhhh.

Best back scratcher ever.

Footrest Safety

A car is NO PLACE for relaxing. You will SIT UP STRAIGHT!

Speak of the devil! Thanks Fräulein M!

Croc Safety

FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT!

Not only are those shoes ugly, but they are clearly dangerous. 

Thanks Red Wolf!

Fan Recognition Safety

If you read the "thanks to" line below each safety graphic, you might recognize the moniker "Fräulein M." She has sent in many a doozie of a safety graphic and has also sent very sweet and very funny emails along with them, which always made my day. After two years, SGF wouldn't be nearly as awesome without her, so I sent her a SGF mug to show my eternal gratitude. Here she is, staying safe, Fräulein M! 

Thanks my dear! You really makes it so much better!

Opera Safety

It ain't over till the fat lady sings AND catches on fire.

Thanks to Darrel and Claire's Safety Adventures!

Icicle Safety

Why would you be walking into the business end of icicles anyway? Is this some kind of winter hazing I never learned growing up in the tropics?

Thanks Fraulein!!

Nap Safety

This looks like a comfy place to nap -- AAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Also

That is some kind of sexual fetish I never want to know about.