Paddy E. sent this and I was all, "What the...??!!"
So help me out -- leave your caption suggestion in the comments and I will collect them for a week or so. I will then cull the responses and you will vote on the winner.
Winner gets an awesome SGF Mug!
Ready? GO!
Walk across this metal plate and you're dead to me!
Posted by: Michael Cannell | 07/19/2011 at 10:34 AM
Don't Step Here! Or Here!
Posted by: Michael Cannell | 07/19/2011 at 10:35 AM
"'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine."
(Which should TOTALLY be your ringtone!!)
Posted by: Alpha Monkey | 07/19/2011 at 10:35 AM
No steel toes. Japanese sandal area only!
Posted by: Angela | 07/19/2011 at 02:30 PM
+ No dancing here
+ Do not stand on the trapdoor while we're cleaning the alligator pit
+ This was the last time anyone every saw Bob
+ Please to stand facing forward
Posted by: Red Wolf | 07/19/2011 at 03:25 PM
Please do not leave maxi pads on the steel grate.
Posted by: Phil | 07/19/2011 at 06:38 PM
No small step for man.
No giant leap for mankind.
Posted by: Erol | 07/19/2011 at 09:12 PM
No ghosts allowed.
Posted by: Wendy | 07/19/2011 at 10:48 PM
Dance Dance Revolution not permitted
Posted by: Tim | 07/20/2011 at 06:30 AM
Beware, bad dancers will be thrown to the pit of trials.
Posted by: Gusk | 07/20/2011 at 09:39 AM
No standing like miniature plastic army man!
Posted by: David | 07/20/2011 at 04:05 PM
No Ghost Divers allowed!
SCOOBY DOOBY DO!
Posted by: SUPERSTEVE | 07/22/2011 at 05:18 AM
No sports shoes on pedestal. Idolized women must wear heels.
Whitey can't dance.
Travolta-style disco shoes forbidden.
No [Insert racial slur here.] on pedastal.
Posted by: Ditto I | 07/22/2011 at 11:19 AM
Plate not rated for Stay Puft Marshmallow Monsters. Multi-story Gozer flunkies must take alternative routes.
This is not how to tango.
Levitating zone. Do not leave footprints.
Posted by: Ditto I | 07/22/2011 at 11:33 AM
No jump to the left.
No step to the right.
No doing the time warp again!
Posted by: Frau | 07/22/2011 at 05:55 PM
You put your RIGHT foot in, you take your RIGHT foot out...
Posted by: Cat | 07/24/2011 at 09:23 PM
Texas Two Step Strongly Forbidden!
Posted by: Jesse Dubuque | 07/28/2011 at 09:45 AM
White feet are not allowed one in front of the other.
Posted by: MrsFarr | 07/29/2011 at 01:00 PM
A Tribute to The Beatles:
"Don't pass me by don't make me cry don't make me blue
'Cause you know darling I love only you
You'll never know it hurt me so
How I hate to see you go
Don't pass me by don't make me cry"
Posted by: Ditto I | 07/31/2011 at 06:52 AM