Safety Graphic Fun

Manure Safety

Well, at least when people read your obituary, the can laugh through their tears when they read "Death By Manure."

Thanks to Zev for sending this in! Zev has a great blog too - check it out!

Rocket Safety

4...

3...

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1

Blast off!

Thanks Zach T!

Hydra Safety

Here are some storyboards from the last scene of the upcoming movie version of the Myth of the Seven-Headed Hydra. 

Hercules, in action movie fashion, forces the Hydra to swallow a bomb, it then explodes. Comedy ensues, showering our hero with bloody hyrda bits. Hercules laughs, then realizes he's inhaled the Hydra's essence and will now morph into one of the dreaded beasts, thus setting up the sequel for release in 2013.

I'll send you a 10% finders fee once I sell the pitch, Ravit! Thanks!
 

Sing Along Safety

Sing along now!

♬♪ Fumes and Gases,

Fumes and Gases.

They go together like Tombs and Caskets!♩♫

Well, it almost rhymes. Thanks Michael M!

Toxic Safety

This is on a bottle of liquid air freshener, the kind you use with sticks that waft the fragrance upward.

What they really don't tell you is that, in fact, it is the magic serum to become an arch-villain! If you swallow it, you will burst into flames on demand, destroy nature and all living things, and you will win all tic-tac-toe games by choosing to be X! Powerful stuff.

 

Thanks Rachel S! How's the tic-tac-toe going?
 

Anemometer Safety

It would be great if the cherry pickers came with built in wind socks.

 

French Door Safety

This safety graphic is so wonderful, I'm just going to stand back and admire it.

Thanks Bob F!

Blast Safety

Safety Man may be blown away, but he does it with great style. Jazz hands!

Thanks to Mikaela via her friend Jill!

Death Ray Safety

If you pressurize the empty water tank, giant death rays will cut you down!

Air Hose Safety

This looks like the snake is charming the safety man. Can you hear that funky flute playing in the background?

Inhale Safety

Do people really need to be told not to inhale black dots?

  

Air Safety

You can see how dangerous this is: they eyes are X'd out. (Click image for bigger.)

 Danger! Danger! Danger!

Valve Safety

That's a mean facial.