Safety Graphic Fun

Tanning Safety

Lynne and I want to know: are you required to view the continental divide on your back with your tanning booth goggles on? Or is that for the rattlesnake gulch?

Thanks Lynne, maybe the mystery will be solved some day...

Flight Safety

Air travel is really getting worse. They don't even bother to land before you switch planes.

Thanks Noam F!

In Flight Safety

Ugh. Flying just gets worse and worse.

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Thanks to Darrel and Claire's safety graphic adventures for spotting this at Wired.com!

Rotor Safety

Talk about ringing a guy's bell.

Thanks to Mike McB who found this on Divine Caroline and then posted it on the SGF Facebook fan page!

Suitcase Safety

This is how your luggage gets lost. The crazy giant-hand man who lives in the belly of the airplane will scare away your suitcases. Someone should look into this.

Thanks Kevin C!

Suggestion Safety

Not rules. More like guidelines, really.

Make new friends!

Thanks Lynn!

Props Safety

Yeesh. Looks like they got his fingers too. 

Thanks to Mike McB who found this on Organic Meat Bag and sent it in via the SGF Facebook Fan Page.

More Airline Safety

You know this is how these things should look...

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Thanks Zachary!
 

Lost Safety

Tom F found this on Think Geek and had to send it over. All good advice for you Losties!

Buy the t-shirt here.

 

Thanks Tom!
 

More In-Flight Safety

Here are some important flight safety tips not often revealed on airplanes. 

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Thanks Alonso! (He found this here.)
 

Toilet Safety

So don't throw all that stuff in the toilet, but put it all in the dryer instead? Plus kids? What the...?

 

Thanks Liz S! (I love that he seems to be dancing while tossing. Or there is major turbulence!)

Crypt Safety

Is the baggage tag that says "guide" the standard dead giveaway of an unauthorized guide?

Also only one basketball on the court at all times. 

 

Love the vintage soda can Rebbeca G, and thanks!
 

Young Guy Safety

Behaving well = no fighter jets? I guess that's a good rule of thumb for diplomacy.

 

Thanks to Ryan H via April B!
 

Landing Safety

Sarah G points out that they must make some HARD landings in Mexico. Better strap in next time you go down Mexico way.

 

Thanks Sarah!
 

Pterodactyl Safety

But go ahead and use it as a hat, a broach or a pterodactyl.

(Anyone? Anyone??)

 

Thanks Drew K P!

(Okay, here's the link.)
 

Old School Safety

Dig the goat in the background.

 

Thanks Christos!
 

Holiday Safety

This place looks like a GREAT holiday spot. What could go wrong?

 

Thanks Stephanie!
 

Yield Safety

But they can fly, I'm stuck on the ground. They should yield to me.

 

Thanks Ron Y!
 

Santa Safety 2

Merry Christmas to you all! 

I hope your holiday is much safer than it has been for Santa himself. 

 

 

Thanks to Mike McB and Bill L for sending these to the Safety Graphic Fun Facebook Page. Santa will be very good to you!
 
 

 

More Airplane Toilet Safety

Saw this on an Airbus flight. Similar to a previous post on airline toilet safety, but with even more bizarre objects being tossed. A cup, a bottle and a hankie, okay, I see that. The micro cassette tape obviously is full of spy secrets. But why is the airline handing out giant forks and razor blades to begin with?