Safety Graphic Fun

Mother F***ing Coffee Safety

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER F***ING SNAKES IN MY MOTHER F***ING COFFEE!

MOTHER F***ING THANKS, JAY C!

Penquin Safety

Ever since March of The Penguins came out, there is no living with them.

 Thanks Chris P!

Teddy Safety

That teddy bear is fat enough young lady. Plus, that's laundry detergent.

Thanks Fraulein M!

Oh Deer Safety

This would make for excellent vacation photos! "Here we are the Jaguar sanctuary, and that's Joe covered in deer carcass..."

Thanks to Paul G who found this on failblog.org!

Allowance Safety

They just allow the animals to bite? Sounds like a pretty relaxed zoo.

Thanks Xina!

Pigeon Safety

I guess you really don't want these particular birds hanging out above your car. Yikes!

I resemble this safety graphic, Ditto I, and thanks! (no really, I'm 6 months pregnant!)

Burger Safety

I can't tell if this is a warning or an awesome advertisement. It's making me hungry, so I guess advertisement.

 Thanks Jack G!

Racist Safety

What do these people have against green dogs??

Thanks to Wendy W!

Safari Safety

That would ruin a good vacation.

Thanks to Paul G for pointing this my way via twitter and failblog.org!

Spray Safety

We've seen this one before, but Sean T's take on it made me laugh:

"Give me a half hour at one of those combo KFC/Taco Bells, I'll double that distance."

Thanks to Sean T (@TheThomason) via Paul G (@SGNP) for their Twitter submission!

Race Safety

But the turtle still wins, right?

Nuisance Safety

Are we so Victorian these days that we can't even call poop "poop"? Would people be really so offended by a word on a sign as they are picking up the poo with only a plastic bag?? It's not like they have the plague or anything!

 Thanks Anita H!

Plague Safety

The sign maker was just as surprised to be using the word "plague" as we are to read it, what with the use of italics and exclamation point.

Thanks Tim D!

Vulcan Safety

Vulcan Mind Meld not recommended with alligators.

Especially if you've already lost an arm.

Big Swing Dance Thanks to Danielle D!

Jumping Safety

Not to be outdone by their Subway Chicken playing brethren, the tough kids in Sydney have created a game they like to call Croc Jumping.

It's all about altitude+attitude.

Thanks Amy B!

Door Safety

But if you never open the door, doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a door? Besides, if there's a snake protecting it, I'm not going near it.

Thanks Bethay M!

Invisible Safety

When I was growing up in Hawaii, we were never warned about the invisible cows. I guess we just got damn lucky!

I do appreciate how they give you a silhouette of the cows, just in case you weren't sure what they might look like. Even though they are invisible.

Thanks Kelly B!

Hurt Safety

The hurt can be more emotional than physical when innapropriate touching happens.Who will protect the animals??

Thanks Glen L!

Interspecies Safety

Hey hey hey cats and dogs! Get a room! We don't want to see that.

Thanks Min S!

Piranha Safety

Falling can be deadly but the piranha leaping up to eat you before you hit the water adds insult to injury.

(click for a bigger version if you can't see what I mean!)

Big thanks to Erin S and Jeannie YB who both sent the same sign (different locations) within a day of each other! Great minds think alike!