Safety Graphic Fun

Conveyor Safety

My, that's a well dressed arm soon to be ripped from its socket!

 

Rain Safety

What? No walking barefoot in the rain? Oh man it's my favorite romantic thing to do!

Thanks Kitty!

Directional Safety

Wait, which way is my arm supposed to come off? Did I do it wrong? Dang.

Oh and JAZZ HANDS!

Thanks Adam S!

Thanksgiving Day Parade Safety

I wish I had "Ball OOn Handler" on my resume.

Happy Turkey Day!

Rat Race Safety

Oh man. We are all just rats in a maze, aren't we, waiting for our feed tubes? At least we get cool glasses.

Thanks Ron B!

Toilet Safety

Time for a collection of toilet safety from around the world.

Okay, I get the top two "no" images, but geez, if you have to hurl, a toilet seems a good place for that. Or wait -- is that guy yodeling?

Thanks Alan Y!

This is good advice actually. I know I can't go when someone is standing right in front of me, waiting for their turn.

Thanks Robb R!

Wow, this guy needs to drink more water -- his uber acidic pee blasted right through the red circle! Hydrate, man! Hydrate!

Thanks Rachel A!

First there was Bikram Yoga, and I've recently heard about Laughter Yoga but Toilet Yoga? I just don't think it's going to catch on...

Thanks Daniel C!

 

Hair Safety

This looks like the worst hair salon ever! I'm always happy when I get my hair done.

Thanks Kendell I!

Compliant Safety

So we have to see if the MACHINE feels like it or not? Sheesh.

Thanks Michael G!

Salon Safety

There are much easier ways to straighten your hair.

Thanks Frazgo!

Donut Safety

Mmmm, donuts!

I want to touch that pretty cruller -- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Beware the donuts of doom, Fräulein M! And thanks!

Holy Safety

It's a bit hard to make out, but it seems (according to the top left image) that this is a stigmata machine. Awesome! They do recommend gloves, though, including a Holy Ghost glove. 

 

Pray for me, Maria M, and Thanks!

 

Buffet of Safety

Okay, from the top of the Safety Graphic Buffet:

Danger of Finger severing - check

Gymnastics with jazz hands - check

Wind will blow your key out, use tools to read book in wind - check

Big Wheels do NOT keep on turning, Proud Mary do NOT keep on burning - check

Phallic Symbols in use - check

Padlock this insanity when you are done.

 

Appropriate Safety

"No Golden Showers" is always good advice for most people. I mean, to each his own, but not on the jobsite.

And "Discharge Area" takes on a whole new meaning...

NanoBot Safety

This looks like a storyboard for an apocalyptic movie about how nano robots get into our bodies and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

Danke to Sven W!

Black/White Safety

Uh, is it just me or is this safety graphic racist? All the guys doing it wrong are "black" and all the guys doing it right are "white." Hmmmm.

Also - no fancy gloves? Damn.

Ballet Safety

Lovely ballet hand position. Too bad it's about to come off.

Impervious Safety

Impervious Skull Man! Nothing gets in!

Bond Safety

To properly bond with your newborn, shoot a large arrow at its head.

Thanks Wendy W!

 

 

Chicken Safety

Looks like those crazy international subway kids have found a new game: Subway Door Chicken. You flinch, you lose.

Thanks Stefan M!

Ohm Safety

This is what happens when you meditate too much. Apparently being chilled out has its consequences.

Thanks to Cyana for finding this! I notice there is a credit to Discospock.com so I'll link.