Safety Graphic Fun

Farm Safety

Lightning farming can be a shocking business.

Okay, okay, that was too easy. Still trying to get back on the SGF horse!

Thanks Shana!

Favorite Safety

Tom L. found this and wondered if I'd posted it before. Yes I have Tom, it was one of the very first almost four years ago! This is truly one of my favorite safety graphics ever...Thanks for sending it in!

Ohm Safety

This is what happens when you meditate too much. Apparently being chilled out has its consequences.

Thanks to Cyana for finding this! I notice there is a credit to Discospock.com so I'll link.

Zap Safety

I guess this would be worse than getting coal in your stocking on Christmas.

Mort Safety

Again the SGFTT (SGF Translation Team) has transcribed this bit of important safety information from France: 

"Do not descend into the void. Mort is Dangerous."

Clearly Mort will cut you in two with a lightening bolt. You don't mess with Mort.

Thanks Ginny T!

Awesome Safety

This is just one of my all time favorite electricity/danger of death signs EVAR!

I want to put it on t-shirts and mugs and messenger bags and .... you get the idea.

Big huge thanks to Zach T! 

Electrified Safety

Are people crossing on their hands?

Thanks Fräulein M!

Loose Safety

"Tighten up your panties, boy." 

Thanks Izzy F!

Vengeful Safety

I *KNEW* IT!

Thanks to Travis and Colinski for the top one. Both found at HACKEDIRL.com

Golden Ratio Safety

If you get shocked to death on "0" setting -- what happens when you set it to "Phi?" Maybe it's best not to know...

Thanks for making me look up the greek alphabet Lynn R!

Summertime Safety

It's that time of year again - when Thor finds displeasure in your diving techniques!

 

Thanks to Angie B (who sent in a similar shot) and to James K who sent this in via the SGF Facebook Fan page.
 

Press Your Luck Safety

So many thoughts, but what I keep coming back to is "NO WHAMMIES! NO WHAMMIES!"

 

Thanks inaka_rob!

(That's right kids, Aunie Safety Graphic is old.)
 

More Modern Art Safety

I love it when towns support public art. This one seems a touch gloomy, though.

 

Thanks James C!
 

Green Safety

We wouldn't want the machine to get hurt, now would we?

Also:

NOT THE GREEN ONE!

Thanks Michael M!

Bible Safety

Peter Van W wanted to remind us: Read the bible, die a believer. 

 

Thanks Peter!
 

Broadway Safety

If your life is a Broadway show you would need your supporting cast with you, especially on a carnival ride like this one!

 

Thanks Marty S!
 

Tongue Twister Safety

 "Arc Flash Hazard" Try saying that three times fast! 

(No seriously, try it!)

 

Thanks Nick C!
 

Babs Safety

I can't get Barbra Streisand singing "Don't rain on my electrical parade!" out of my head.

 

Thanks Jim A!
 

Electric Safety

Tickle! Tickle! Tickle!

 

Bench Safety

Benches have strange lives. They humbly await nice warm bottoms to adorn them, but sometimes things just don't go well.

First of all they don't even get called by their correct name. (I would not like to be called "Unit" unless my dad was Frank Zappa.)

 

Then they force the benches to talk. Looks like this bench will take out its ire on unsuspecting sitters with lightning!

 

And then, when there is a perfectly good bench to sit on, and instructions to (essentially) do so, no respect. No respect at all!

 

Thanks to Andrew M, Inaka Rob and RK Lawton!