Safety Graphic Fun

Manure Safety

Well, at least when people read your obituary, the can laugh through their tears when they read "Death By Manure."

Thanks to Zev for sending this in! Zev has a great blog too - check it out!

Tanning Safety

Lynne and I want to know: are you required to view the continental divide on your back with your tanning booth goggles on? Or is that for the rattlesnake gulch?

Thanks Lynne, maybe the mystery will be solved some day...

Pizza Safety

Long-time fan and contributor Fräulein M knocks it out of the park with this one:

"NO SHIRTS NO GOGGLES NO PIZZA!" 

Thanks Fräulein!

Icicle Safety

Why would you be walking into the business end of icicles anyway? Is this some kind of winter hazing I never learned growing up in the tropics?

Thanks Fraulein!!

Sci-Fi Safety

This looks like what would be the evil corporate logo in a sci-fi movie set in the not too distant future. The Pac-Man Corporation.

Thanks Jaymes!

Hot Parts Safety

The Smorgasbord of Safety! You know it's impossible to resist touching the Hot Parts. And I want to be at the club where that awesome looking DJ is playing.

Thanks dearest Ravit!

Superman Safety

This looks more like a panel from the Superman Origin Story. 

Thanks Jim A!

More Weight Safety

This is a bad scene from a Weight Watchers meeting. 

Thanks Veronica and Mindy!

For Safety Safety

For Safety: read manual

For A Good Time: call Manuel.

 

Webbed Safety

With webbed hands, I'd think drowning would be near impossible. No need for laser eyes.

Thanks Jim A!

Eyes Safety

If I got to wade through bacon, my eyes would bug out too.

 

Big thanks to Darrel & Claire's safety graphic adventures!

Proper Safety

"Proper" gloves? 

Does that mean white kid gloves? Opera length? I need specifics here, people!

And I'm so glad the robots get protective clothing. 

 

Thanks Cynthia!
 

Matrix Safety

Look! It's NEO!

 

Thanks Jim A!
 

Goggles Safety

Laziness paid off for Carol. No safety goggles = no more pesky "seeing."

 

Thanks Jessica R!

 

Arcade Safety

The eye wash station for when you have a little Pac-Man in your eye.

 

Thanks Jaymes!
 

Anniversary Safety!

Today is the 1st anniversary of Safety Graphic Fun! Thanks to all you wonderful fans for all the great support, input and submissions. 

Here's to another year of safety graphic fun and to celebrate, a cornucopia of safety! I think if I saw this sign when interviewing, I would turn right around and keep walking.

Thanks Dan S!

Laser Eye Safety

Use math and physics to calculate safety angles, then beam drowning person with lasers.

Thanks Tim C!

Eye Safety

No furrowed brows here. Move along.

Thanks Barbara A!

Dismember Safety

Um, EW! Is that the guys hand being sprayed into his own face??!! 

Thanks Tasha!

In Canada Safety

So this straightening iron is not for household use in Canada. Does that mean I can use it to make pressed sandwiches here in the good old US of A? Very skinny little pressed sandwiches?

Thanks Anna Sophia M!