Safety Graphic Fun

Confused Signal Safety

Well which is it?? Are you choking or suffocating? You're giving me mixed signals here.

Thanks Jeremy B!

Rat Race Safety

Oh man. We are all just rats in a maze, aren't we, waiting for our feed tubes? At least we get cool glasses.

Thanks Ron B!

Appropriate Safety

"No Golden Showers" is always good advice for most people. I mean, to each his own, but not on the jobsite.

And "Discharge Area" takes on a whole new meaning...

Eyewear Safety

Dude, check the skull - totally wearing vintage Ray-Ban Aviators!

Match Safety

And here all this time I thought fire killed everyone. Who knew? I'm going to play with matches all the time now!

Thanks Lucy O'B!

Ageless Safety

Jay C said it perfectly:

"Ah… nothing says timeless like the “Ageless Oxygen Absorber” and even if you’ve got a mouth large enough to hold a cantaloupe, you still shouldn’t eat this packet."

Thanks Jay!

Endangered Animal Safety

Somewhere in darkest India lies the terrifying DENGAR! It looks like a man, but hunts like a tiger. BEWARE!

Thanks Anna D!

Hydra Safety

Here are some storyboards from the last scene of the upcoming movie version of the Myth of the Seven-Headed Hydra. 

Hercules, in action movie fashion, forces the Hydra to swallow a bomb, it then explodes. Comedy ensues, showering our hero with bloody hyrda bits. Hercules laughs, then realizes he's inhaled the Hydra's essence and will now morph into one of the dreaded beasts, thus setting up the sequel for release in 2013.

I'll send you a 10% finders fee once I sell the pitch, Ravit! Thanks!
 

Hot Parts Safety

The Smorgasbord of Safety! You know it's impossible to resist touching the Hot Parts. And I want to be at the club where that awesome looking DJ is playing.

Thanks dearest Ravit!

Sing Along Safety

Sing along now!

♬♪ Fumes and Gases,

Fumes and Gases.

They go together like Tombs and Caskets!♩♫

Well, it almost rhymes. Thanks Michael M!

More Weight Safety

This is a bad scene from a Weight Watchers meeting. 

Thanks Veronica and Mindy!

Webbed Safety

With webbed hands, I'd think drowning would be near impossible. No need for laser eyes.

Thanks Jim A!

Elevator Safety

I love finding new emoticons! (Sorry about the hairdo, man.)

Thanks Johnston!

Plastic Bag Safety

These are very popular and I've received many of them. They make me laugh each and every time. 

They usually come as a pair like this:

With color:

 

There even seems to be one from the 60's -- check that bouffant!

 

Which then reminds me of Mad Men and this hilarious scene with Betty and Sally.

Thanks to everyone who sent or handed me these fabulous graphics: Nicholas J, Darrell T, Kurt D, Emily L, Megan H, Lina D, Nick C, MacsRWe and Travis!

 

Hearing Safety

 "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! I'm not listening to you!"

At least his fingers won't get caught in the loud machinery.

Thanks Mats B!

Figyelem Safety

Man, the thieves are so good in this country the rob you while blindfolded!

 

Thanks Zachary T!
 

Proper Safety

"Proper" gloves? 

Does that mean white kid gloves? Opera length? I need specifics here, people!

And I'm so glad the robots get protective clothing. 

 

Thanks Cynthia!
 

The Rules Safety

Do as I say, not as I do!

 

Thanks Karlito who found this via Pyzam.com!
 
 

Jason Safety

Seems like it wouldn't be safe to hire Jason in the first place, never mind a fume huffing Jason.

Thanks Michael M! (Wait a minute...THE Mike M??)

Onomatopoeic Safety

 Cuz when you hit your head you go "I! I! I! I! I!"

 

Photo by Noreen M, sent in by her friend Madeline S! Thanks to you both!