Safety Graphic Fun

Car Diving Safety

Thanks Alonso D!

Vortex Safety

It's not just wet -- it's the slippery vortex of doom!

Thanks Jay C!

Dagger Safety

Plus with arms like daggers, you are going to be stuck in a very awkward position when you land.

Thanks Donna C!

Resolution Safey

"I will not to dive into or attempt handstands on top of bacon."

Thanks Maria M! We'll see how long this resolution lasts...

Disco Safety

"It's fun to stay at the Y....AM I FALLING OFF??"

Thanks Michael G!

No Fun Safety

No unadulterated joy! These are tough economic times.

Thanks Noam F!

Le Tour Safety

They need more of these around the Tour De France. Have you seen the carnage this year??? (Here are photos from stage 9, not for the faint of heart!)

Merci Justin N!

Googley Eye Safety

Can you hear the sign maker while he made this sign? "Fall and DIE!!!" I bet there was an evil laugh afterward.

I also appreciate the multiple images to get the point across about unstable cliffs. Just in case googley eye man there wesn't enough of a visual, YMCA Dancing man brings it home.

"It's fun to stay at the Y- aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

Thanks to twitter and IRL pal Paul Gude (@SGNP) who pointed me to these signs on Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) twitter feed. And thanks to Mr. Tompkins who said I could post them!

 

 

Stoked Safety

Hooray for trash!

Thanks Ditto!

Gymnastics Safety

Dismount FAIL.

Thanks Ditto IY!

 

Angry Safety

Oooh, I'm so angry when I'm slippery!

Thanks JB!

Piranha Safety

Falling can be deadly but the piranha leaping up to eat you before you hit the water adds insult to injury.

(click for a bigger version if you can't see what I mean!)

Big thanks to Erin S and Jeannie YB who both sent the same sign (different locations) within a day of each other! Great minds think alike!

Snakebite Safety

Serves you right for thinking it was bacon on the floor. Surprise! Snake triplets!

(Maybe if you'd put the oven mitts on your feet, the snake bite would have been harmless.)

Thanks Bethany M!

Lean Safety

Give him a top hat and cane and he's in SHOW BUSINESS!

 Thanks Bethany M!

Punctuation Safety

This almost belongs on the Blog Of Unnecessary Quotation Marks due to the punctuation around the "blocks."

Thanks Jenny F!

Motorcycle Safety

Motorcycles: use extreme caution. 

Cyclists: tough s**t! You're going down!

Thanks Katie E!

Skull Safety

At my awesome high school (I'm not being sarcastic) we had Outward Bound type leadership building courses. "Skull Diving" was too advanced for us. I mean, look at that poor guy, he's peeing his pants.

Thanks Carrie R!

Fruitcake Safety

Recycling fruitcake is a good idea. But fruitcake is not ideal in some applications - like jetties. 

Thanks Ryan K!

Foot Safety

Looks more like "uneven foot."

Thanks Philip K!

Classic Safety

Cliffs and canyons seem like pretty stupid places to practice parkour. Then again, it would be the Darwin Awards at work!

Thanks to Krista/Chris and to Mark W for sending these in!