Safety Graphic Fun

Rain Safety

What? No walking barefoot in the rain? Oh man it's my favorite romantic thing to do!

Thanks Kitty!

Foot Safety

OMG YOU'RE IN DANGER!

Of what, I have no idea, but clearly you are going to be sorry.

Thanks Ron B!

Feet Safety

A) "Forbidden" is a pretty strong word on its own.

B) As a kid in the 70's I had a Hang Ten bikini with those feet on the butt.

Thanks Timo!

Footwear Safety

I suppose casual loafer would be alright. Maybe flip flops? How about huraches, would huraches be okay?

Thanks Justin N!

Monster Safety

Bigfoot and the Hand Eating Maw are not allowed. I don't get why the stepladder is.... OMG! It must be a Decepticon!

Thanks Fräulein M!

Ignoring Safety

Charlotte S. sent this after seeing a tweet by Ali Fedotowsky that said:

"Next time I will read the warning label. Broken toe = no fun. But it's kind of funny if you think about it.lol." (She attached the photo to her tweet.)

Gawd I love the internets!

Thanks Charlotte S!!

Fairy Tale Safety

Caution: Cinderlla Crossing!

Big thanks as always to Darrel & Claire's safety graphic adventures!

Time Safety

Caution: you will be transformed into a 70's kids cartoon!

Nice sneaker, Ravit! And Thanks!

Jamming Safety

Looks like your foot gets shredded no matter what. Not fair.

 

Instructions Safety

This looks more like an ad and instructions for serial killers. 

"Kill and dismember all from the comfort of your padded chair in our motorized killing machine!"

Thanks Connie!

Disco Safety

Another "No Discso" sign with added "No Hokey Pokey" thrown in for good measure.

 

Thanks Sybilla!
 

Oil Safety

I have a feeling these will be going up all over the gulf soon. 

 

Thanks Jason R! (Sent via the Facebook SGF Fan Page)
 

More Boot Safety

Wait. So you're supposed to have your foot smashed? 

"Is this where we line up for the foot smashing?"

 

Thanks FroggyMama!
 

Two-Step Safety

If you see this sign at the cut-rate dance instructor's studio, better call Arthur Murray. 

You get what you pay for.

 

Thanks Nick C!
 

Bowling Safety

Because if you go out in shoes that look like that, you will be arrested by the fashion police.

You don't want that on your record.

 

Thanks Elise D!
 

Footwear Safety

If you don't, you'll be haunted by the ghost of protective footwear past.

 

Thanks JacMac!
 

Sneaker Safety

Found in Morocco. They seem to have different ideas on "safety footwear" there.

Hot Safety

If you hover over the sand you'll be fine. Just keep hovering.

Thanks Christine O!

Shoe Safety

Caution: Intense anger makes your shoes fly off in Japan.

Thanks Trevor B!

Foot Safety

Shannon saw this sign and sent it in. 

It's good advice for most women to avoid back and bunion problems.

Thanks Shannon!