Safety Graphic Fun

Donut Safety

Mmmm, donuts!

I want to touch that pretty cruller -- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Beware the donuts of doom, Fräulein M! And thanks!

Crossing Safety

Wow, that is one angry crossing robot.

 

Thanks Paul and Xina!

Challenge Safety

This should cut down on all those annoying jousting duels at work.

Goat Safety

Pellets?? How do we know it's not SOYLENT GOAT!

So we feed the Soylent Goat pellets to the goats, then we wash our hands with pellets? Confused.

Thanks again, Ravit!

Bird Safety

Giant black hand man is angry.

Thanks Jesse G!

Mountain Climbing Safety

This must be the train that departs Everest Base Camp.

And when they say "risk of pinching hand" you know they mean "your frostbitten fingers will come right off!"

Thanks Cheryl!

Gesture Safety

Let's give a big middle finger F-YOU to steam!

Thanks Jesse G!

Manicure Safety

Is this where I dry my nails? AAAAAHHHHHH!

Thanks a jillion Ravit!

Hot Parts Safety

The Smorgasbord of Safety! You know it's impossible to resist touching the Hot Parts. And I want to be at the club where that awesome looking DJ is playing.

Thanks dearest Ravit!

Band Aid Safety

Do these animals prefer to bite you if you already have a band-aid on? Or do they bite so gently that you only need a band-aid? Seems unclear. I say, keep sticking those fingers in!

Thanks Aaron B!

Irk Safety

Animals? Looks more like a sock puppet to me.

 

Thanks dearest Ravit!
 

Clear Safety

Oh I see. Your hand should be clear to avoid being smashed. If your hand is opaque, you will be in a world of hurt. Got it.

 
 

Fan Safety

Wait a minute - fans ROTATE? Now you tell me.

 

Webbed Safety

With webbed hands, I'd think drowning would be near impossible. No need for laser eyes.

Thanks Jim A!

Foam Safety

When installing appliances, don't forget your giant foam finger.

We're #1! We're #1!

Thanks, as ever, Fräulein M!

Fish Safety

That Jesus fish will cut you.

Thanks Fräulein M!

Think Safety

This was found on a bulk paper cutter at a high school. What are we teaching our kids today? Dean Kamen has come up with a way-better Luke Skywalker hand than that!

Thanks Tyler L!

Hands And Fingers Safety

I'd think if you are watching one, you are watching the other. 

(Nice bandage on the finger though, very tidy.)

 

Soft Serve Safety

You got crinkle fingers in my soft serve! You got soft serve in my crinkle fingers!

 

Instructions Safety

This looks more like an ad and instructions for serial killers. 

"Kill and dismember all from the comfort of your padded chair in our motorized killing machine!"

Thanks Connie!