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More Thanksgiving Safety

From just a glance at this safety info sheet it seems critical to have Doris Roberts standing next to you for Turkey Day Safety. That's a tough gig.

 

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I'm Thankful for you all!

Grande Coffee Safety

I'll take three lumps in my GIANT CUP OF COFFEE! And I thought the Super Big Gulp was out of hand.

Thanks and bottoms up, Jesse G!

 

Change Safety

As Jay says, "I guess I can change my bills, just not my order."

Thanks Jay C!

Serial Killer Safety

How am I supposed to transport the dead bodies? Baggage fees are so excessive these days.

Thanks to the ever faithful Fräulein M!

Fried Safety

Clear instructions on a deep fat fryer: going from right to left...

Poultry should be dive-bombed in at a 45 degree angle. 

Snow cones need to go in bottom first so as not to melt it too quickly.

Fish will leap out. Have paper towels handy.

Mini nuclear explosion may occur.

Thanks TJ B! 

Good Cracker Safety

I guess everything is NOT better when it sits on a Ritz...

Thanks Wendy W!

 

No Fun At All Safety

No fun. No fun at all. No crazy moon boots. No playing my favorite game "over the shoulder toss-across". 

 

Carnival Safety

The second image really caught my eye and is very confusing. Are they providing a public service to tell kids going to the carnival to avoid having unprotected sex to avoid pregancy? Or do they mean don't come if you are pregnant? That image looks more like "no breastfeeding." 

Carnivals used to be so much fun.

 

Thanks Fraulein M!
 
 

Amateur Safety

I love the thought process behind this: 

"Hmmm, let's see. The warning is about food, so let's get a chef's hat in here. And a lightening bolt, yes, that shows fire! Wait, not really. Oh well, it's dramatic. Done!"

 

Thanks Don M!
 

Durian Safety

Looks like breaking the durian rule is the one to go with. No consequences! They'll just give you stink eye.

However, if you are eating, smoking or igniting your durian, those fines will pile up.

 

Thanks Christine O!
 

Leaves Safety

I think the animal is really hoping to get a bite of that hand, nevermind the dog biscuit. I mean, look the teeth on that...that...what is that? 

 Thanks Care S!

Gluten Safety

I thought kids were made of sugar, spice, everything nice or snips, snails, puppy-dog's tails. Didn't know any of those things included gluten. Good safety tip.

 

Thanks Ryan C!
 

Or Something Safety

There is a safety graphic at the bottom -- "this is not a pop-tart" -- however the instructions for what is called a "meal, ready to eat" (or MRE) are extensive for something that is labeled "ready." 

My favorite part of all: Rock or something.

 

Thanks Rachel S!
 

Duck Safety

Now that the duck is out of their way, the tadpoles can eat all they want.

 

And ooh, someone made t-shirts!
 

Thanks Jim R!

Fun Dip Safety

Looks like my old favorite candy Lik-M-Aid! 

Very tempting...

 

Though the guy does look like he's being force-fed.
 

Coffee Safety

Normally a bouncy castle is the only place I like to have coffee.

 

Thanks Radkick!
 

Bacon Option Safety

Michael M found an awesome alternative to the "push button receive bacon" graphic. This one gives you the "direct to mouth" delivery option. I want this machine!

 

Thanks Michael!
 

Sugar Safety

Do not feed the crocodiles...sugar cubes? I guess especially not when you are standing right on top of them. 

Oooh, look! There's a baby one!

Thanks Kelly W!

Cheezburger Safety

I can has cheezburger? 

NO!

Thanks Yuval!

No Fun Safety

No fun in China. AT ALL. Can't even play the No Fun In China Blues on your trumpet.

Thanks Brian F.

Maybe you'll try Prague instead for some fun. Well, you can have fun up to a point. Isn't everyone who takes their schnauzer to the ice cream parlor loaded for bear? 

Thanks TJ!