Safety Graphic Fun

Hacked Safety

Awesome. 

Found on my (clearly) new favorite website: HackedIRL.com

Vengeful Safety

I *KNEW* IT!

Thanks to Travis and Colinski for the top one. Both found at HACKEDIRL.com

Gravity Safety

You know how I love me some video game safety graphics! Extra added bonus -- the safety dude often appears in one of my top ten favorite signs: Danger of Death. 

Thanks inaka_rob!

More Airline Safety

You know this is how these things should look...

(Click on them for bigger images.)

 

 

Thanks Zachary!
 

Lost Safety

Tom F found this on Think Geek and had to send it over. All good advice for you Losties!

Buy the t-shirt here.

 

Thanks Tom!
 

Force Field Safety

Found within Halo, this looks more like a magical force field hat. The falling arrow doesn't even touch it!

 

Thanks Marc B!
 

Spring Break Safety

This is a good warning, actually.

 

Thanks Scott S!
 

Antenna Safety

I know when I'm installing high tech stuff, it can get frustrating. Frustrating enough to drive a pregnant woman to drink, then eat the antenna, then decide to just throw it at the spouse who got you pregnant to begin with. It all makes sense.

Thanks Jesse G!

Family Planning Safety

That will take care of it.

Michael G. sent this in via Failblog. Thanks Michael!

 

Bear Safety

Hate it when you lose your hat on vacation.

 

Thanks Michael M!

 

More In-Flight Safety

Here are some important flight safety tips not often revealed on airplanes. 

(Click the image for a bigger version.)

 

Thanks Alonso! (He found this here.)
 

Todd Safety

What if it's just a small fuck up? Who do I call then?

 

Thanks to Michael G who found this at strangecosmos.com (which may not be safe for work.)
 

Government Safety

Someone put together a hilarious collection of safety graphics that are real graphics from the US Homeland security website, but then added their own interpretations. Here are a few examples:

 If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. 

 If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
 

I can't stop laughing at these! Enjoy.

Click here for the full collection.
 

Drunken Safety

At least they are not driving. 

Plus I'm impressed that someone can crawl and carry a full bottle at the same time.

 

Thanks Rebecca G!
 

Abrupt Safety

I want to ride the Teeter Totter Of Death!

 

Thanks to Jennifer D via her mom at Burning Man!
 

Poop Safety

Continuing with the bird themes lately...

After the birds have been overfed with ping pong balls, nature will take its course. However I didn't think bird nature was quite like Old Faithful.

 

Weight Safety

I can relate. It's been tough to get those last few holiday pounds off.

 

Thanks Margo O!
 

Inconvenient Safety

Gosh, when did Osama get so polite?

 

Thanks Michael G!
 

Tron Safety

Lynn saw this last summer at ComiCon. 

There is something about the Fighting guys that make them look like little girls doing Patty-Cake.

 

Thanks for the fun, Lynn!
 

Special School Safety

I've heard of special needs students, but dang!

 

¡Gracias Eric P!