Safety Graphic Fun

Underarm Safety

Please use our handy Turkish Armpit dryer! Stay cool and dry while touring Istanbul...

Thanks Jesse G!

Dance Safety

Breakdancing in your seat is an obvious hazard. Just don't do it.

Thanks Jesse G!

Teddy Safety

That teddy bear is fat enough young lady. Plus, that's laundry detergent.

Thanks Fraulein M!

Directional Safety

Wait, which way is my arm supposed to come off? Did I do it wrong? Dang.

Oh and JAZZ HANDS!

Thanks Adam S!

Three Wishes Safety

Maria M says: "Don't let that genie out of the bottle!" Excellent advice as he seems to come with the flames of hell!

Thanks Maria!

Segregated Safety

Danger does not discriminate.

Thanks Julie Y!

Applause Safety

Let's give a big hand for the RailRoad everyone! Let's hear it for the tracks!

Thanks Kristi P!

Disco Safety

"It's fun to stay at the Y....AM I FALLING OFF??"

Thanks Michael G!

Pray Safety

There's no praying in Home Depot. Jesus is not coming back to repipe the bathroom for you. But Jesús in plumbing might be able to help.

Thanks Fräulein M!

No Fun Safety

No unadulterated joy! These are tough economic times.

Thanks Noam F!

Googley Eye Safety

Can you hear the sign maker while he made this sign? "Fall and DIE!!!" I bet there was an evil laugh afterward.

I also appreciate the multiple images to get the point across about unstable cliffs. Just in case googley eye man there wesn't enough of a visual, YMCA Dancing man brings it home.

"It's fun to stay at the Y- aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

Thanks to twitter and IRL pal Paul Gude (@SGNP) who pointed me to these signs on Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) twitter feed. And thanks to Mr. Tompkins who said I could post them!

 

 

Outdoor Safety

I love waterslides!

Thanks to Darrel and Claire's Safety Adventures!

Stoked Safety

Hooray for trash!

Thanks Ditto!

Gymnastics Safety

Dismount FAIL.

Thanks Ditto IY!

 

Chair Safety

This looks like a VERY grown up game of Musical Chairs.

Thanks Kelly B!

Water Safety

There is just a plethora of bad juju going on here, though it's hard to be scared of a monster with male pattern baldness.

And why do the kids in Japan look like sock monkeys?

And also - JAZZ HANDS!

Thanks Kelly B!

Oops! I forgot to add that Kelly found this on Wikipedia. The photo was taken by Feitclub and used under Creative Commons license.

Classic Safety

Cliffs and canyons seem like pretty stupid places to practice parkour. Then again, it would be the Darwin Awards at work!

Thanks to Krista/Chris and to Mark W for sending these in!

Dancing Matt Safety

This looks like an outtake from a Where The Hell Is Matt? video. (BTW, I LOVE that guy!)

 

Thanks again to Darrel and Claire's Safety Graphic Adventures!

Dancing Safety

Dancin', dancin' dancin'!! She's a Dancing Machine!

OMG The Jackson 5 were so awesome - check it out!

Big thanks Ravit!

Safety Caption Contest Continues!

Keep adding your captions to the comments please! On Friday I will pick my 5 or 10 favorites and then YOU get to vote on the winner!

The winner will receive everlasting glory and fame and/or a SGF mug. 

Here is the Safety Graphic in question:

 

Big thanks to Luke B. who found this awesome Safety Graphic!

PS - if you are new here, direct translations and "on the nose" captions won't fly - get creative!