Safety Graphic Fun

Gods Safety

Found this on my other favorite time wasting site: The Meta Picture.

Coulnd't have said it better myself!

 

Mother F***ing Coffee Safety

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER F***ING SNAKES IN MY MOTHER F***ING COFFEE!

MOTHER F***ING THANKS, JAY C!

Puddy Safety

All I hear is Puddy saying "High five!"

Thanks Rich D!

Confused Signal Safety

Well which is it?? Are you choking or suffocating? You're giving me mixed signals here.

Thanks Jeremy B!

Hot Safety

I want to see the letters appear when I run the hot water too long. I'm also tempted to see if I get the cool "burn" tatoo as well!

Thanks Fräulein M!

Salon Safety

The nicer nail salons have smaller, less dangerous ways to dry your new manicure.

Thanks Cat!

Funny Safety

There have been a few dark days here for your Safety Graphic Fun operator over the last few weeks, hence the gap in posting. Upon my return, I had to get some laughs in.

I would totally modify this sign like this if I found one!

Thanks Mark D!

Holy Safety

It's a bit hard to make out, but it seems (according to the top left image) that this is a stigmata machine. Awesome! They do recommend gloves, though, including a Holy Ghost glove. 

 

Pray for me, Maria M, and Thanks!

 

Reject Safety

Oh the social stigma of being rejected by the Red Giant in the next room!

Big thanks to my (online) friend NY Scout and his AWESOME website: Scouting New York!

Panel Safety

Also, no pointing at the panel. Pointing is rude.

Thanks Jay C!

Invisibility Safety

Point being -- if you don't speak the language, the graphic is supposed to instruct you. So this represents: No invisibility and no poking. Amirite?

Thanks Sven W!

NanoBot Safety

This looks like a storyboard for an apocalyptic movie about how nano robots get into our bodies and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

Danke to Sven W!

Eyewear Safety

Dude, check the skull - totally wearing vintage Ray-Ban Aviators!

Ballet Safety

Lovely ballet hand position. Too bad it's about to come off.

Shredder Safety

So first we learn that "Fire Kills Children" and now we find out that babies don't go in shredders. Why has it taken so long for this important information to come out??

Thanks Don C!

Sand Safety

Eddie found this on the back of some fine grit sandpaper and said:

"I think this stormtrooper has sandpaper confused with sandpeople."

I couldn't agree more, thanks Eddie C!

Chicken Safety

Looks like those crazy international subway kids have found a new game: Subway Door Chicken. You flinch, you lose.

Thanks Stefan M!

Monster Safety

Bigfoot and the Hand Eating Maw are not allowed. I don't get why the stepladder is.... OMG! It must be a Decepticon!

Thanks Fräulein M!

Challenge Safety

This should cut down on all those annoying jousting duels at work.

Laser Safety

Either this is a new procedure to remove liver spots or Dr. Evil is testing his new laser!

Thanks as ever, Fraulein M!