Safety Graphic Fun

Rat Race Safety

Oh man. We are all just rats in a maze, aren't we, waiting for our feed tubes? At least we get cool glasses.

Thanks Ron B!

Hair Safety

This looks like the worst hair salon ever! I'm always happy when I get my hair done.

Thanks Kendell I!

Salon Safety

There are much easier ways to straighten your hair.

Thanks Frazgo!

X-Rated Safety

A friend found this at a convention center -- some kind of crazy gay porn convention center!

Thanks Kim W!

Holy Safety

It's a bit hard to make out, but it seems (according to the top left image) that this is a stigmata machine. Awesome! They do recommend gloves, though, including a Holy Ghost glove. 

 

Pray for me, Maria M, and Thanks!

 

Impervious Safety

Impervious Skull Man! Nothing gets in!

Sand Safety

Eddie found this on the back of some fine grit sandpaper and said:

"I think this stormtrooper has sandpaper confused with sandpeople."

I couldn't agree more, thanks Eddie C!

Head Safety

The moment rarely seen in the wild just before you put your head up your ass.

Thanks for the warning, Anna G!

Irrigation Safety

I'm impressed with the levitating cup trick. How does he do that?

Thanks Ditto!

Punching Safety

The SGF Translation Team (the SGFTT) informs me that this sign says: "That F***ing Hurts! Do not throw punches while guard arm is lowering."

(Have to admit that guy has the noggin for it though.)

 Thanks Noam F!

Hat Safety

How do you even put on a hat when you have no arms? 

Thanks Ravit!

More Zombie Safety

I'm so glad there is new tech for killing zombies. Shooting them in the head is fun and all, but sometimes it's nice to change it up.

Thanks Dave M!

(And because I can sometimes be a 17 year old boy: "Blower can start without warning" -- Yeah, that's what she said!)

Sing Along Safety

Sing along now!

♬♪ Fumes and Gases,

Fumes and Gases.

They go together like Tombs and Caskets!♩♫

Well, it almost rhymes. Thanks Michael M!

For Safety Safety

For Safety: read manual

For A Good Time: call Manuel.

 

Mullion Safety

Oooh, that guy got hit so hard his brains are shooting out the back. 

Nice mohawk though.

Thanks Michael M! 
 

Props Safety

Yeesh. Looks like they got his fingers too. 

Thanks to Mike McB who found this on Organic Meat Bag and sent it in via the SGF Facebook Fan Page.

Elevator Safety

I love finding new emoticons! (Sorry about the hairdo, man.)

Thanks Johnston!

Bike Safety

I love how this bike safety card starts off with a drag race between a car and a kid on a bike. Then, because we are all so very PC, they include a two headed child in their brochure. See kids? Anyone can ride a bike!

 

Thanks Nicholas J!
 

Onomatopoeic Safety

 Cuz when you hit your head you go "I! I! I! I! I!"

 

Photo by Noreen M, sent in by her friend Madeline S! Thanks to you both!
 

Force Field Safety

Found within Halo, this looks more like a magical force field hat. The falling arrow doesn't even touch it!

 

Thanks Marc B!