Safety Graphic Fun

More Thanksgiving Safety

From just a glance at this safety info sheet it seems critical to have Doris Roberts standing next to you for Turkey Day Safety. That's a tough gig.

 

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I'm Thankful for you all!

Thanksgiving Safety - Special Shatner Edition!

How could I come up with a joke for Thanksgiving Safety when William Shatner has made a whole video?!

 

It's about 2 minutes too long, but the CG fire and Shatnerisms are priceless....Here's a still to tantalize you:

True Halloween Safety

This is the most dangerous Halloween costume ever. This poor kid is going to get the candy corn beat right out of him. I mean look at him!

 

Real Halloween Safety

Um, hello, the shoes sparkle! Therefore they are SAFE!

Halloween Safety

I used this one last year, but failed to mention the biggest safety tip of all:
CLOWNS ARE EVIL!

Snow Globe Safety

You gotta admit they are kinda shaped like bombs. 

Thanks Scott A!

Fruitcake Safety

Recycling fruitcake is a good idea. But fruitcake is not ideal in some applications - like jetties. 

Thanks Ryan K!

Exploding Turkey Safety

This actually sounds like instructions for some jackass to try it. Or the Mythbusters.

I also love the "caution" tape over the actual live turkey picture. He'll come kick your ass for deep frying his wife.

Halloween Safety Part 2

Now we're talking!

Halloween Safety Part 1

Of course I'm going to examine all treats before eating. Not going to just wolf down some crap candy like Almond Joy!

Sheesh. Remember when Halloween was FUN?

Remote Safety

On Valentine's Day -- No remote controlled hearts. 

 

Thanks Maurer KA!
 

Post Holiday Safety

New Year's resolution: Do Not Snort Champagne Bottles. No.

 

Thanks Tamara and Happy New Year!
 
 

New Year's Eve Safety

Man, it would suck to live on this street.

 

(Found this graphic on this site.)

 

Santa Safety 2

Merry Christmas to you all! 

I hope your holiday is much safer than it has been for Santa himself. 

 

 

Thanks to Mike McB and Bill L for sending these to the Safety Graphic Fun Facebook Page. Santa will be very good to you!
 
 

 

Santa Safety

Even Santa's taken things a bit too far. I guess our presents are pretty well guaranteed to arrive though!

Merry Christmas!

 

Thanks for finding this Andrea R!