Safety Graphic Fun

Levitation Safety

"Levitating children worship the orb!"

I can hear those green aliens from Toy Story now... "The Orb!"

Thanks Paddy E!

Favorite Safety

Tom L. found this and wondered if I'd posted it before. Yes I have Tom, it was one of the very first almost four years ago! This is truly one of my favorite safety graphics ever...Thanks for sending it in!

Teddy Safety

That teddy bear is fat enough young lady. Plus, that's laundry detergent.

Thanks Fraulein M!

Toddler Safety

What kind of gangsta 3 year olds have been coming to this carnival with their cigarettes and knives??

Thanks Mike G!

 

Children's Safety

The SGF translators inform me this sign says: "Watch for napping vagabond children!"

(You can tell they are vagabond by the one shoe and ill fitting sock.)

Thanks Shannon LO!

 

Hijack Safety

Lady look out! Your cart has been hijacked by giant-handed goblins!!

Thanks Ravit!

Water Safety

There is just a plethora of bad juju going on here, though it's hard to be scared of a monster with male pattern baldness.

And why do the kids in Japan look like sock monkeys?

And also - JAZZ HANDS!

Thanks Kelly B!

Oops! I forgot to add that Kelly found this on Wikipedia. The photo was taken by Feitclub and used under Creative Commons license.

Leash Safety

I quote Darrel: "Dog lynching prohibited." 

Those older generations do get stuck in their ways.

Thanks to Darrel and Claire's safety adventures!

Lollipop Safety

In Poland the street signs are oddly specific.

And that girl is carrying one damn big lollipop.

Thanks Janis D!

Halloween Safety Part 2

Now we're talking!

Halloween Safety Part 1

Of course I'm going to examine all treats before eating. Not going to just wolf down some crap candy like Almond Joy!

Sheesh. Remember when Halloween was FUN?

Motorcycle Safety

Poor Japanese Girl. The motorcycle monster scared the pee right out of her.

Thanks Shannon P!

Amish Safety

The SGF Translators inform me that the sign says: No Amish In The Pool.

Makes sense because Charlie don't surf and Amish don't swim.

Thanks Noam F!

Flower Safety

The SGF Translators tell me this says:

Don't make the flowers sad. (Flowers are very sensitive.)

Thanks Shannon P!

Robot Safety

I want to go shopping with robot families!

Thanks Ravit!

Sailor Safety

For the four images in on the left, I just keep hearing "One of these things is not like the other..."

And the military seems quite desperate to get new recruits in. Gives new meaning to "sailor boys."

Thanks Ravit!

Cow Fail Safety

We're about to have kids. I didn't realize that at a certain age all they want to do is stick their hands inside cows. Is that like the "terrible twos"?

Thanks to Casey JB who found this on Failblog!

North Pole Safety

Student Elves, maybe!

Thanks Fraulein M!

Papal Safety

Just a friendly heads up for all my friends in England with kids. 

Thanks to Ron B. for retweeting an image by @Danatkinson!

Which Is It Safety?

That's the fastest slow child I've ever seen!

Thanks as ever, Fraulein M!