As the Tour de France is celebrating its 100 edition, I though this collection would be apropos.
Here's a sampling. I love how the drivers in these images are never ever to blame. Always the cyclist's fault even though the car is about 4 inches away from poor George. Result! Involuntary Manslaughter.
Thanks Chris H!
As Jesse points out, those Turkish matches pack a mighty punch! One strike and it's a nuclear holocaust.
Thanks Jesse G!
What? No walking barefoot in the rain? Oh man it's my favorite romantic thing to do!
Thanks Kitty!
This is like a close up on God's control panel.
"Hmmm, what do I feel like today? Fire? No...Earthquake! Yes, that sounds fun!"
Thanks Ted A!
What kind of gangsta 3 year olds have been coming to this carnival with their cigarettes and knives??
Thanks Mike G!
The holidays are long over. No shredding your old gingerbread men. Dispose of them properly.
Thanks Wendy W!
I wish I had "Ball OOn Handler" on my resume.
Happy Turkey Day!
Um, hello, the shoes sparkle! Therefore they are SAFE!
Time for a collection of toilet safety from around the world.
Okay, I get the top two "no" images, but geez, if you have to hurl, a toilet seems a good place for that. Or wait -- is that guy yodeling?
Thanks Alan Y!
This is good advice actually. I know I can't go when someone is standing right in front of me, waiting for their turn.
Thanks Robb R!
Wow, this guy needs to drink more water -- his uber acidic pee blasted right through the red circle! Hydrate, man! Hydrate!
Thanks Rachel A!
First there was Bikram Yoga, and I've recently heard about Laughter Yoga but Toilet Yoga? I just don't think it's going to catch on...
Thanks Daniel C!
Continuing the trend from yesterday's Funny Safety, friend of the blog Alonso sent this link to me for "Brilliantly Sarcastic Responses to Well Meaning Signs." It's a blog after my own heart.
Here are a few choice examples:
This I espeically love this one as "push button receive bacon" is a classic and this plus yeterday's post are fine fine examples of this bathroom humor.
I think this sort of humor can be described as "wry" and therefore I adore it:
And this one I wish I thought of it first. Maybe I'll keep a stash of Bill photos in my purse when I'm out and about...
Thanks again Alonso!
Oh so many options. But the two on the bottom right are my favorites:
How awesome would it be to have a snow machine on a hot summer day after fun in the sun?
And clearly, if you have chicken pox, stay home!
(And I agree Cody, obviously at this pool you CANNOT HAZ CHEEZBURGER!)
Thanks Cody P! Have a great summer!
There's no praying in Home Depot. Jesus is not coming back to repipe the bathroom for you. But Jesús in plumbing might be able to help.
Thanks Fräulein M!
How am I supposed to transport the dead bodies? Baggage fees are so excessive these days.
Thanks to the ever faithful Fräulein M!
It's a bit hard to make out, but it seems (according to the top left image) that this is a stigmata machine. Awesome! They do recommend gloves, though, including a Holy Ghost glove.
Pray for me, Maria M, and Thanks!
But the turtle still wins, right?
Also, no pointing at the panel. Pointing is rude.
Thanks Jay C!
Okay, from the top of the Safety Graphic Buffet:
Danger of Finger severing - check
Gymnastics with jazz hands - check
Wind will blow your key out, use tools to read book in wind - check
Big Wheels do NOT keep on turning, Proud Mary do NOT keep on burning - check
Phallic Symbols in use - check
Padlock this insanity when you are done.
"No Golden Showers" is always good advice for most people. I mean, to each his own, but not on the jobsite.
And "Discharge Area" takes on a whole new meaning...
Dude, check the skull - totally wearing vintage Ray-Ban Aviators!
Uh, is it just me or is this safety graphic racist? All the guys doing it wrong are "black" and all the guys doing it right are "white." Hmmmm.
Also - no fancy gloves? Damn.
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