Safety Graphic Fun

Googley Eye Safety

Can you hear the sign maker while he made this sign? "Fall and DIE!!!" I bet there was an evil laugh afterward.

I also appreciate the multiple images to get the point across about unstable cliffs. Just in case googley eye man there wesn't enough of a visual, YMCA Dancing man brings it home.

"It's fun to stay at the Y- aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

Thanks to twitter and IRL pal Paul Gude (@SGNP) who pointed me to these signs on Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) twitter feed. And thanks to Mr. Tompkins who said I could post them!

 

 

Shredder Safety

So first we learn that "Fire Kills Children" and now we find out that babies don't go in shredders. Why has it taken so long for this important information to come out??

Thanks Don C!

Monster Safety

Bigfoot and the Hand Eating Maw are not allowed. I don't get why the stepladder is.... OMG! It must be a Decepticon!

Thanks Fräulein M!

Chair Safety

This looks like a VERY grown up game of Musical Chairs.

Thanks Kelly B!

No Fun Safety

It's no fun if I can't attack someone double my size with scissors while I'm eating and pregnant.

Thanks Ravit!

Water Safety

There is just a plethora of bad juju going on here, though it's hard to be scared of a monster with male pattern baldness.

And why do the kids in Japan look like sock monkeys?

And also - JAZZ HANDS!

Thanks Kelly B!

Oops! I forgot to add that Kelly found this on Wikipedia. The photo was taken by Feitclub and used under Creative Commons license.

Interspecies Safety

Hey hey hey cats and dogs! Get a room! We don't want to see that.

Thanks Min S!

Casual Safety

Prepare for Casual Fridays! Insert your credit card and remove that tie!

Thanks Monica H!

Footrest Safety

A car is NO PLACE for relaxing. You will SIT UP STRAIGHT!

Speak of the devil! Thanks Fräulein M!

Croc Safety

FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT!

Not only are those shoes ugly, but they are clearly dangerous. 

Thanks Red Wolf!

Icicle Safety

Why would you be walking into the business end of icicles anyway? Is this some kind of winter hazing I never learned growing up in the tropics?

Thanks Fraulein!!

Lightning Safety

The old "Adding Insult To Injury" situation - you get clocked on the head by the bar and then hit by lightning.

Thanks Kiyomi!

Werewolf Safety

Friends let Werewolf Friends know when there is a full moon.

Thanks Ditto I!

Leash Safety

I quote Darrel: "Dog lynching prohibited." 

Those older generations do get stuck in their ways.

Thanks to Darrel and Claire's safety adventures!

Barn Safety

I don't need a zookeeper to tell me how to have fun in a barn.

Funny that they feed pellets to the animals and then wash with them...hmmm.

Thanks Ravit!

Lollipop Safety

In Poland the street signs are oddly specific.

And that girl is carrying one damn big lollipop.

Thanks Janis D!

In Flight Safety

Ugh. Flying just gets worse and worse.

(Click image for bigger version.)

Thanks to Darrel and Claire's safety graphic adventures for spotting this at Wired.com!

Parallel Parking Safety

How often do you parallel park between two people? 

Thanks Lisa C who found this via Rick B!

Jedi Safety

Wait, so I have to use the force to use the scoop to get the rice? I haven't been to the Dagobah System yet. Or is this not the rice I'm looking for?

Thanks Ravit!

Fun Safety

Looks like a lot less fun and a lot more safety.

And for "pregnant" you are going with a stork? (Though I will agree that if you have just had brain surgery, going on a carnival ride is probably not a good idea.)

It also seems if you have a broken heart, this ride is not for you either. Better just go drown your sorrows in deep fried butter instead.

Thanks Ravit!