Safety Graphic Fun

Wash Out Safety

Save that for the Monster Truck Rally!

Cow Fail Safety

We're about to have kids. I didn't realize that at a certain age all they want to do is stick their hands inside cows. Is that like the "terrible twos"?

Thanks to Casey JB who found this on Failblog!

Seat Safety

Looks like a seat. Feels like a seat...why can't I sit here???

Thanks Sarah A!

Lazy Safety

Just standing on an escalator is not lazy enough for the guy up top there. He's got to take it all the way. Sheesh.

Thanks Casey!

Bird Safety

What is that crazy safety bird? He's wearing a hat and shouting. Maybe if he poops on the kid, that will get his attention.

Also

WHAT IS IN THE BOX??

Thank you Tyler L!

The Rules Safety

Do as I say, not as I do!

 

Thanks Karlito who found this via Pyzam.com!
 
 

More Swimming Safety

Heather points out they forgot to add "...with mittens." It makes a big difference.

 

Thanks Heather GB!
 

Spit Safety

Looks more like a guy, uh, vomiting. Either way, I say no.

Nice hair though.

 

Thanks Jonathan R!
 

Turning Over Safety

No turning over what? A new leaf? Gosh, I guess China really is a restrictive country.

 

Thanks Jim G!
 

Falling Tire Safety

I love playing "catch the tires with the forklift" but my boss won't let me.

 

Thanks Roo!