Safety Graphic Fun

Committed Safety

Met Sean at a place getting lunch. This guy is committed to the safety! Or that elbow packs a wallop...

Thanks Sean!

Shredder Safety

The holidays are long over. No shredding your old gingerbread men. Dispose of them properly.

Thanks Wendy W!

 

 

Olympic Safety

Today's event: High Jump over the cavitating axle of death!

I wonder if the Fosbury Flop would be a better choice here. Looks like he already lost an arm in the first heat...

Thanks Katie M!!

Rat Race Safety

Oh man. We are all just rats in a maze, aren't we, waiting for our feed tubes? At least we get cool glasses.

Thanks Ron B!

Urination Safety

"...I'll cut your balls off."

(I can clearly hear John Cleese saying this in Life of Brian)

Thanks to twitter friend @DarthWiggie who found this on Failblog.org!

Hot Safety

I want to see the letters appear when I run the hot water too long. I'm also tempted to see if I get the cool "burn" tatoo as well!

Thanks Fräulein M!

Hair Safety

This looks like the worst hair salon ever! I'm always happy when I get my hair done.

Thanks Kendell I!

Disco Safety

"It's fun to stay at the Y....AM I FALLING OFF??"

Thanks Michael G!

Plague Safety

The sign maker was just as surprised to be using the word "plague" as we are to read it, what with the use of italics and exclamation point.

Thanks Tim D!

Invisibility Safety

Point being -- if you don't speak the language, the graphic is supposed to instruct you. So this represents: No invisibility and no poking. Amirite?

Thanks Sven W!

NanoBot Safety

This looks like a storyboard for an apocalyptic movie about how nano robots get into our bodies and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

Danke to Sven W!

Googley Eye Safety

Can you hear the sign maker while he made this sign? "Fall and DIE!!!" I bet there was an evil laugh afterward.

I also appreciate the multiple images to get the point across about unstable cliffs. Just in case googley eye man there wesn't enough of a visual, YMCA Dancing man brings it home.

"It's fun to stay at the Y- aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

Thanks to twitter and IRL pal Paul Gude (@SGNP) who pointed me to these signs on Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) twitter feed. And thanks to Mr. Tompkins who said I could post them!

 

 

Shredder Safety

So first we learn that "Fire Kills Children" and now we find out that babies don't go in shredders. Why has it taken so long for this important information to come out??

Thanks Don C!

Monster Safety

Bigfoot and the Hand Eating Maw are not allowed. I don't get why the stepladder is.... OMG! It must be a Decepticon!

Thanks Fräulein M!

Serious Safety

Being an expert in Brazilian jiu jitsu this gentleman is kind enough to give you fair warning.

Thanks to Fräulein M for finding and convincing this nice young man to get a photo!

 

Laser Safety

Either this is a new procedure to remove liver spots or Dr. Evil is testing his new laser!

Thanks as ever, Fraulein M!

Footrest Safety

A car is NO PLACE for relaxing. You will SIT UP STRAIGHT!

Speak of the devil! Thanks Fräulein M!

Croc Safety

FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT!

Not only are those shoes ugly, but they are clearly dangerous. 

Thanks Red Wolf!

Nap Safety

This looks like a comfy place to nap -- AAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Also

That is some kind of sexual fetish I never want to know about.

Elephant Safety

Elephants will unleash their punctuation on your ass!

Thanks Kelly W!