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More Vintage Safety - Bicycle Edition

As the Tour de France is celebrating its 100 edition, I though this collection would be apropos.

Here's a sampling. I love how the drivers in these images are never ever to blame. Always the cyclist's fault even though the car is about 4 inches away from poor George. Result! Involuntary Manslaughter.

Thanks Chris H!

 

Movie Safety

Jesse saw this on a bus while on holiday. Remember that movie "Buried" that came out in 2010 with Ryan Reynolds? This has got to be the most insane viral movie marketing strategy ever!

Thanks Jesse G!

Dagger Safety

Plus with arms like daggers, you are going to be stuck in a very awkward position when you land.

Thanks Donna C!

Classic Safety

Here's an oldy but an extreme goody - the bridge looks fine, it's the bicycle spitting on you when you are down that's uncool.

Thanks Jim!

Applause Safety

Let's give a big hand for the RailRoad everyone! Let's hear it for the tracks!

Thanks Kristi P!

Robot Safety

From our future robot overlord bible:

"The mechanized hand of god annoints thee..."

Danke Sven W!

Compliant Safety

So we have to see if the MACHINE feels like it or not? Sheesh.

Thanks Michael G!

Disco Safety

"It's fun to stay at the Y....AM I FALLING OFF??"

Thanks Michael G!

Hijack Safety

Lady look out! Your cart has been hijacked by giant-handed goblins!!

Thanks Ravit!

Le Tour Safety

They need more of these around the Tour De France. Have you seen the carnage this year??? (Here are photos from stage 9, not for the faint of heart!)

Merci Justin N!

Head Safety

The moment rarely seen in the wild just before you put your head up your ass.

Thanks for the warning, Anna G!

Cart Safety

You've heard of Kart Racing - now comes the brand new sport: Cart Racing! Catch it live at 2am on ESPN 7!

Thanks Ditto I!

Motorcycle Safety

Motorcycles: use extreme caution. 

Cyclists: tough s**t! You're going down!

Thanks Katie E!

Penguin Safety

This is how those devious penguin bastards collect hands to give to the gods of the ice. Don't be fooled!

  

Thanks John H!

New Year Safety

You shouldn't drink and paint.

Thanks Jay C!

Scratch Safety

A little to the left!...Now down!...More left!...Aaaahhhhhhh.

Best back scratcher ever.

Footrest Safety

A car is NO PLACE for relaxing. You will SIT UP STRAIGHT!

Speak of the devil! Thanks Fräulein M!

Nap Safety

This looks like a comfy place to nap -- AAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Also

That is some kind of sexual fetish I never want to know about.

Elephant Safety

Elephants will unleash their punctuation on your ass!

Thanks Kelly W!