Safety Graphic Fun

Pool Safety

Thankfully there is no graphic for this one. My imagination is bad enough.

Thanks Xina!

Water Safety

But I'm Aquaman!!

Thanks to Mrs. Bobcat and Paul G!

Vortex Safety

It's not just wet -- it's the slippery vortex of doom!

Thanks Jay C!

Coffee Safety

This guy is so addicted to coffee he needs to swim in it. Good news is, he found a source for giant sugar cubes.

(Hmmm, or is he wading in bacon?)

Thanks Jesse G!

Sprinkler Safety

As Jesse G pointed out: "Somewhere on this Earth is the person who is the reason why hotels now have this sticker by sprinklers."

Or it's a very subversive pro-choice message...

Thanks Jesse!

Resolution Safey

"I will not to dive into or attempt handstands on top of bacon."

Thanks Maria M! We'll see how long this resolution lasts...

Italian Stallion Safety

Is that someone sitting on the edge of a fountain or a very impolite horse? Hard to know with those Italians.

Grazie Jesse G!

X-Rated Safety

A friend found this at a convention center -- some kind of crazy gay porn convention center!

Thanks Kim W!

Walking Safety

 My what thick limbs you have.

The better to float with when I fall into the water!

Thanks Dave T!

Water Safety

There is just a plethora of bad juju going on here, though it's hard to be scared of a monster with male pattern baldness.

And why do the kids in Japan look like sock monkeys?

And also - JAZZ HANDS!

Thanks Kelly B!

Oops! I forgot to add that Kelly found this on Wikipedia. The photo was taken by Feitclub and used under Creative Commons license.

Snow Globe Safety

You gotta admit they are kinda shaped like bombs. 

Thanks Scott A!

Cavity Safety

Whoa whoa whoa!!

Can you read me that first line again? Yeah, I'll be working on my tan from shore, thanks so much.

Thanks Erin P!

Irrigation Safety

I'm impressed with the levitating cup trick. How does he do that?

Thanks Ditto!

Ninja Saftey

Looks like ninja moves can save you from anything!

Thanks Ryan K!

Vinegar Safety

This one has been posted before, but never with the "Do not pee on yourself! Use this bottle of vinegar instead!" sign.

Also: Nice speedo.

Thanks Josh J!

Drowning Safety

"She's a drowning, drowning, drowning-she's a drowning machine!"

Hmmm, maybe not quite what Michael Jackson had in mind...

Thanks Keri C!

Iron Safety

This always looks like a giant iron in the water to me.

Thanks Mom!

Foreign Language Safety

This is like the Rosetta Stone of safety.

Thanks Jim A!

Medusa Safety

When rescuing Medusa from the pool drain, remember to avert your gaze. She's a vengeful goddess, even if you save her life.

Thanks Jim A!

Superman Safety

This looks more like a panel from the Superman Origin Story. 

Thanks Jim A!