Safety Graphic Fun

Serial Killer Safety

How am I supposed to transport the dead bodies? Baggage fees are so excessive these days.

Thanks to the ever faithful Fräulein M!

More Laser Safety

When I see this, I think of this.

(I also hear Dr. Evil saying "laser" in that special way he has...)

Thanks Yuval V!

Location Safety

All other locations, no problem.

Thanks Monica H!

Mall Safety

Seen at a mall in Cambodia. They are very specific about the types of weapons and breed of dog. What have they got against beagles? 

 

Thanks Andrew N!
 

Marriage Safety

I guess this qualifies as a safety graphic in some states.

 

Thanks Mike C!
 

Hunting Equipment Safety

I love playing word games -- Don't tell me, don't tell me!

Oh you spoiled it. 

 

Thanks Angelina!
 

Gun Safety

Honey, can you hand me the box of caution?

 

Thanks Lance G! 

Cannon Safety

Sorry for the faded nature of this sign. But if you look closely, you'll see that the Cannon Surfing is no longer allowed. Dang it!

Thanks Alex K!

Doberman Safety

A man with a gun is no match for the giant disembodied doberman!

Thanks Nicholas L!

Gangsta Safety

You can tell the bad guys by their guns and backward baseball caps. But when a one armed guy is shooting a no armed guy, how is that a fair fight?

Thanks Curt R!

No Fun Safety

No fun in China. AT ALL. Can't even play the No Fun In China Blues on your trumpet.

Thanks Brian F.

Maybe you'll try Prague instead for some fun. Well, you can have fun up to a point. Isn't everyone who takes their schnauzer to the ice cream parlor loaded for bear? 

Thanks TJ!

More Zoo Safety

Christopher and I both want to know: Who brings a gun to a place full of animals and children? (Honestly?)

Thanks Christopher E!

Weapons Safety

Sarah sent this in and I'm curious about the box it came from. The warning seems pretty specific about what does not go into the bin: "firearms, other weapons, combustible materials or MEDICATION." (Emphasis mine.) 

I didn't realize that people normally stored weapons and medicine together. I better rearrange my pharma-weapons depot.

It reminded me of the warning posted on our local movie theater door, which makes me wonder, is there a Gun Check Desk somewhere in the theater? 

Thanks Sarah!