Safety Graphic Fun

Urination Safety

"...I'll cut your balls off."

(I can clearly hear John Cleese saying this in Life of Brian)

Thanks to twitter friend @DarthWiggie who found this on Failblog.org!

Tandem Safety

If your zipline tandem buddy is a skull and cross bones, you know it's not going to end well.

Thanks Jay C!

Adoption Safety

It's a sad day in the world when some countries don't let Safety Mom and Dad adopt a human baby. That's just wrong.

Thanks Fräulein M!

Robot Safety

From our future robot overlord bible:

"The mechanized hand of god annoints thee..."

Danke Sven W!

Rocket Safety

Blast Off! (Oh wait, don't blast off!)

Thanks Rick!

Superstition Safety

Wow, I guess superstitions are real once they start making safety graphics for them. I wonder what the "Broken mirror = 7 years bad luck" will look like!

Thanks to my sister friend Travis K!

Children's Safety

The SGF translators inform me this sign says: "Watch for napping vagabond children!"

(You can tell they are vagabond by the one shoe and ill fitting sock.)

Thanks Shannon LO!

 

Compliant Safety

So we have to see if the MACHINE feels like it or not? Sheesh.

Thanks Michael G!

Hijack Safety

Lady look out! Your cart has been hijacked by giant-handed goblins!!

Thanks Ravit!

Pray Safety

There's no praying in Home Depot. Jesus is not coming back to repipe the bathroom for you. But Jesús in plumbing might be able to help.

Thanks Fräulein M!

No Fun Safety

No unadulterated joy! These are tough economic times.

Thanks Noam F!

Safety Man

Dude, take it down a notch. We get it, "safety first."

Thanks Rick! This guy will haunt my dreams...

Le Tour Safety

They need more of these around the Tour De France. Have you seen the carnage this year??? (Here are photos from stage 9, not for the faint of heart!)

Merci Justin N!

Twitter Safety

As if anyone is going to pay attention to this one. (Well, based on what I know about myself and my friends on twitter...)

Thanks to JB (aka "Ed.") for pointing me to this on twitter, posted by @nycbergs

Holy Safety

It's a bit hard to make out, but it seems (according to the top left image) that this is a stigmata machine. Awesome! They do recommend gloves, though, including a Holy Ghost glove. 

 

Pray for me, Maria M, and Thanks!

 

Ignition Safety

Rick got the title just right:

BLAST OFF!

Thanks Rick!

Reject Safety

Oh the social stigma of being rejected by the Red Giant in the next room!

Big thanks to my (online) friend NY Scout and his AWESOME website: Scouting New York!

Appropriate Safety

"No Golden Showers" is always good advice for most people. I mean, to each his own, but not on the jobsite.

And "Discharge Area" takes on a whole new meaning...

Reading Safety

Casey B says: Amputees can read too!

 
Thanks Casey -- remember, reading is fundamental!

Pegleg Safety

Blackbeard's cousin, Red Footed Pegleg, is an outcast pirate. Too much Sweetheart, not enough Swashbuckle.

Thanks Daniel F!