Safety Graphic Fun

Pool Safety

Thankfully there is no graphic for this one. My imagination is bad enough.

Thanks Xina!

Water Safety

But I'm Aquaman!!

Thanks to Mrs. Bobcat and Paul G!

Penquin Safety

Ever since March of The Penguins came out, there is no living with them.

 Thanks Chris P!

Stop Safety

This is less of a graphic and more of a "Hey, if you can't see the lake, stop and get new glasses!"

Thanks Mike R!

Waste Safety

Yowza! What goes on in this bathroom??

Thanks Todd K!

God Safety

This is like a close up on God's control panel.

"Hmmm, what do I feel like today? Fire? No...Earthquake! Yes, that sounds fun!"

Thanks Ted A!

Toddler Safety

What kind of gangsta 3 year olds have been coming to this carnival with their cigarettes and knives??

Thanks Mike G!

 

Puddy Safety

All I hear is Puddy saying "High five!"

Thanks Rich D!

Vocabulary Safety

I love starting the new year off by learning a new term: Toothpasteslubber! Now I know what to call it when cleaning the bathroom sink. "Who left all this #@%! toothpasteslubber in here???"

Thanks Mike G from Afghanistan!

Wrong Word Safety

Looks more like a danger of levitation to me...

Thanks Bob M!

Toilet Location Safety

In the history of the world, are toilets so new that it's still hard to know exactly where to pee?

Thanks Carissa D!

Thanks Steve P!

 

Oh Deer Safety

This would make for excellent vacation photos! "Here we are the Jaguar sanctuary, and that's Joe covered in deer carcass..."

Thanks to Paul G who found this on failblog.org!

Stand Safety

You know that only makes me want to stand here longer, don't you?

Thanks Tom L!

True Safety

Wait, what does that say?

Oh. [throwing up a little in my mouth.]

Thanks Xina and Magda!

 

Tanning Safety

Lynne and I want to know: are you required to view the continental divide on your back with your tanning booth goggles on? Or is that for the rattlesnake gulch?

Thanks Lynne, maybe the mystery will be solved some day...

Accidental Safety

Accidental porn is the worst.

Thanks Jacquie B!

Burning Safety

But what if I'm Madonna and I'm burning up for your love?

Thanks again Ron B!

Manners Safety

I couldn't agree more. Especially the hygiene part.

Thanks Jonathan R!

Stairwell Safety

Oh this makes my brain hurt. Can I please have a safety graphic?!?

Thanks Rick!

River Safety

First of all, "The River Danger" sounds like an awesome vacation site. Second, I've never seen a wheerpool before! (Bonus - awesome skull!)

Thanks Ronnie F!