Safety Graphic Fun

Olympic Safety

I hear that preparations are not quite ready in Sochi for the Winter Olympics (they start tomorrow!). At least they got their safety graphics cleared up in time.

Thanks to both Pranab D. and Jackie who sent this to me!

Do It Yourself Safety

Insert Safety Graphic Here...then push the button and enjoy your safety!

Thanks Ditto!!

Urination Safety

"...I'll cut your balls off."

(I can clearly hear John Cleese saying this in Life of Brian)

Thanks to twitter friend @DarthWiggie who found this on Failblog.org!

Foot Safety

OMG YOU'RE IN DANGER!

Of what, I have no idea, but clearly you are going to be sorry.

Thanks Ron B!

Stairwell Safety

Oh this makes my brain hurt. Can I please have a safety graphic?!?

Thanks Rick!

Serious WTF Safety

Here's a video sent to me via twitter. Just get through the WTF part, I promise there is a payoff.

Thanks Diane aka @AgentHague!

Holy Safety

It's a bit hard to make out, but it seems (according to the top left image) that this is a stigmata machine. Awesome! They do recommend gloves, though, including a Holy Ghost glove. 

 

Pray for me, Maria M, and Thanks!

 

Valentine Safety

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa Safety Guy! What do you plan to do with THAT?!? Chocolate would have been a much better safety option for all today. 

"Move with care" indeed.

Happy Valentine's Day and thanks Fräulein! Hope your Safety Guy got you some nice candy!

Safety Caption Contest #4

Happy New Year! (Hey, it's still January!) Let's start the New Year off with a Caption Contest. You know the rules, but I'll remind you again:

Take a good long look at the safety graphic below. (The beauty of this safety graphic is that the translation doesn't even help.)

Come up with your best caption for that nuttiness.

Sent your caption in via the comments.

I'll collect the best of the lot and then we'll vote!

Comments will be collected for the next ten days or so.

Winner will receive a Safety Graphic Mug or mousepad or totebag.

Thanks to Stefan M for sending in this whopper of a WTF safety graphic!

Probe Safety

"I didn't ask for the anal probe."

(Click here for the original scene from one of my favorite movies! Mildly NSFW for language.)

Thanks Shana H!

Feminine Hygiene Safety

All I see is a giant (unused) tampon coming out of that elephant's trunk. I'm not even going to ask the SGF translators to work on this one. This is a family website. 

Okay, it's not really a family website.

Big thanks as always to Darrel & Claire's safety graphic adventures!

Sci-Fi Safety

This looks like what would be the evil corporate logo in a sci-fi movie set in the not too distant future. The Pac-Man Corporation.

Thanks Jaymes!

Hat Safety

How do you even put on a hat when you have no arms? 

Thanks Ravit!

Hamburger Safety

"No Food No Spray" What the....??

Now I want a hamburger for lunch. Thanks Monica H!

Padlock Safety

Is this a Mensa facility? What's my score??

Thanks Darrel!

Spray Safety

The attention to artistic detail is what gets me with this graphic. It's so perfect I have a hard time figuring out what the hell it is. I see an Electrolux with a convenient handheld blower attachment. 

What do you see?

Fried Safety

Clear instructions on a deep fat fryer: going from right to left...

Poultry should be dive-bombed in at a 45 degree angle. 

Snow cones need to go in bottom first so as not to melt it too quickly.

Fish will leap out. Have paper towels handy.

Mini nuclear explosion may occur.

Thanks TJ B! 

Vague Safety

Just FYI, in case you wanted to know, if it's important to you, that, by the way, there are people on the wharf.

Thanks James R!

Sad Alien Safety

Sad little three legged alien girl is lost on earth. Phone home!

Thanks Froggymama2000!

Breakdance Safety

So this is where the aliens come to breakdance. I wonder if they use cardboard...

Also

Hard hats are not going to help when aliens fall from the sky. Put a roof over that thing!

Thanks Jay C!